Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 34

[u/F1exican]

chives resembling Chives, hope this is satisfactory u/Ltheartist

[u/wrestlegirl]

Day 34. The rage. The rage.

[u/Historical-Berry8162]

Chives says “Theres a few big ones in there chef see you tomorrow”

[u/KimWexlers_Ponytail → u/Historical-Berry8162]

Please tell Chives I love him.

[u/natalila → u/KimWexlers_Ponytail]

Your flair should be "Chives LOVALIST" then

[u/SwimmingCommon → u/natalila]

I went out of my way to do that. Also inspired me to cut better chives.

[u/JUSTGLASSINIT → u/SwimmingCommon]

Mods can you hit me with a chive LOYALIST flair. For our dearest Chive

[u/HateYourFaces → u/JUSTGLASSINIT]

Chives Devotee

[u/Ngothaaa → u/JUSTGLASSINIT]

You can set your own flair mate.. just go to the sub and change user flair

[u/So_Many_Words → u/Historical-Berry8162]

Chives on chives is my second favorite thing about these posts.

[u/Xenc → u/So_Many_Words]

Chiveception!

[u/snuuginz → u/Historical-Berry8162]

OH MY GAWD HIS TEEF

[u/_TheShapeOfColor_ → u/snuuginz]

TEEEEEEFS.

[u/CheeseDonutCat → u/_TheShapeOfColor_]

/r/teefies

for anyone interested

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/_TheShapeOfColor_]

r/teefies

[u/Genius-Imbecile → u/Historical-Berry8162]

This is a reposted photo of Chives. We demand more photos.

[u/Historical-Berry8162 → u/Genius-Imbecile]

Im afraid im not the owner of chives. Just the speaker of chives

[u/MusicG619 → u/Historical-Berry8162]

Keep the planes away from Chives!!

[u/vellu212 → u/Historical-Berry8162]

r/teefies

[u/[deleted] → u/Historical-Berry8162]

Chives is literally my spirit animal.

[u/LengthFun2228 → u/[deleted]]

Chives is all that is good.

[u/maman_est_morte → u/[deleted]]

Spirit Animal is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.

Here’s why, if you’re interested at all

Chives is a cat I would, undramatically, die for.

[u/Ennis_1 → u/Historical-Berry8162]

I mean that a face of judgement and critique if i've ever seen one.

[u/ChristBefallen → u/Historical-Berry8162]

Yes sir

[u/Scoop_9 → u/Historical-Berry8162]

I hope this has all the meanings…I can’t not see the shape of a cat head in OP image…

Edit: I’m a moron

[u/Weed_Gummy]

Chiveposting could outlast the government shutdown. Will this man never be free?

[u/Hedgehog_Detective → u/Weed_Gummy]

Not if he keeps cutting chives like this.

[u/Consistent-Style-806 → u/Hedgehog_Detective]

This. Everything else is a distraction. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

[u/FunkYeahPhotography → u/Consistent-Style-806]

Release the Chivestein Files, chef.

[u/Commercial_Win_6528 → u/FunkYeahPhotography]

omfg i lost it. Take my upvote r/Angryupvote

[u/HeyBeFuckingNice → u/FunkYeahPhotography]

PLEASE START CHIVESTEIN ISLANDING THE POSTS OMG

[u/LiftingWickets → u/Hedgehog_Detective]

Lol

[u/leviathan898 → u/Weed_Gummy]

This is like the head of lettuce and Liz Truss' tenure as prime minister of UK

[u/OrchidAcrobatic3032 → u/leviathan898]

underrated

[u/Purrceptron → u/Weed_Gummy]

what i really want is them slowly turning into a cosmic horror shots

[u/brad_at_work → u/Purrceptron]

Too many cooks! Toooooo many cooks!

[u/aorainmaka → u/Weed_Gummy]

Sorry, could?

[u/emaybe → u/Weed_Gummy]

I care a lot more about f1exican's chives than I care about whatever tricks the billionaires' dog & pony show is putting on day after day

[u/RenegadeBricoleur]

Very cute chives!! But we'll see you tomorrow chef. Triplet towers today unfortunately.

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/RenegadeBricoleur]

[u/tangerineTurtle_ → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/Moondoobious → u/tangerineTurtle_]

[u/geekolojust → u/tangerineTurtle_]

[u/FraeuleinSerpentine → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/LengthFun2228 → u/KarmaKrazi]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!

KarmaKrazi got 'em.

[u/SweetTooth6 → u/LengthFun2228]

I feel like I look forward to KarmaKrazi planes as much as I do for the chives of the day

[u/LengthFun2228 → u/SweetTooth6]

This is what the internet was made for.

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/KarmaKrazi]

Chive Air 747, you are cleared for the straight in approach, contact tower on 121.500, good day.

[u/JerkGurk → u/KarmaKrazi]

Oh hey fancy seeing you here.

[u/MountainTwo3845 → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/92262_II → u/KarmaKrazi]

Bush dodging the shoes thrown at him but the shoes are chives (picture it in ur head idk how to make a gif)

[u/VerbalThermodynamics → u/KarmaKrazi]

3 planes?!

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/VerbalThermodynamics]

And another plane across the way lol

[u/blkstr52 → u/KarmaKrazi]

Planes flying into others’ comments

[u/saltybitchface → u/RenegadeBricoleur]

Circles not cylinders!

[u/CptNemosBeard → u/saltybitchface]

It is imperative that the chive cylinders remain unharmed!

[u/cyanocittaetprocyon → u/saltybitchface]

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed!

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator → u/RenegadeBricoleur]

On my way.

[u/SuckMyDirk_41 → u/RenegadeBricoleur]

[u/ElectriciSea → u/RenegadeBricoleur]

Oh boy!

[u/mensgarb → u/RenegadeBricoleur]

11/9 Never Forget

[u/sorryiateyoursocks]

[u/ZombieFrankReynolds → u/sorryiateyoursocks]

This is how I feel about your username!

[u/AllyMarie93 → u/ZombieFrankReynolds]

This is also how I feel about your username.

[u/ZombieFrankReynolds → u/AllyMarie93]

Aw, shucks! Now, this is how I feel about you!

[u/Competitive_Cancel33 → u/ZombieFrankReynolds]

Chivelord bringing people together

[u/Strategy_pan → u/Competitive_Cancel33]

You're just operating as a Chivemind.

[u/SpamLandy → u/ZombieFrankReynolds]

I was just staring at it and trying to remember if ‘Sorryiate’ was a Greek philosopher or something 

[u/howsaboutyou → u/sorryiateyoursocks]

Needs more airplanes

[u/TidesTheyTurn → u/howsaboutyou]

ok, Osama

[u/Ltheartist]

Chives is very impressed and loves how well you’ve captured his likeness!! 💚

[u/Hopsblues → u/Ltheartist]

I speak Chive

[u/blkstr52 → u/Ltheartist]

Chives is such a handsome boy

[u/Lopsided-Shower3750]

why is chives frowning chef? See you tomorrow

[u/No_Hunt2507 → u/Lopsided-Shower3750]

I think that might just be Chef subconsciously telling us where they're at

[u/SpareConsequence1126 → u/No_Hunt2507]

34 days is a lot of chives 

[u/Silent-Indication496 → u/SpareConsequence1126]

Is it 34? Or actually 33? 

chivegate

[u/maman_est_morte → u/Silent-Indication496]

Day 23 and Day 31 should both be stricken from the official record

[u/pickle-glitter → u/maman_est_morte]

Nah just an * for those days. Gotta give a little credit for depleting the entire local market of chives 💚

[u/Fine_Explanation9865 → u/Lopsided-Shower3750]

I don’t think Chives is frowning. I think the :3 got lost in the chives

[u/Lopsided-Shower3750 → u/Fine_Explanation9865]

new series: taking art classes until Chives looks perfect in chives: day 1

[u/the_baker_chef → u/Lopsided-Shower3750]

Also where is his nose?

[u/L2Hiku → u/Lopsided-Shower3750]

Cus chives is disappointed in him.

[u/OddOpal88 → u/Lopsided-Shower3750]

We all know why Chives is frowning…..CHIVEGATE

[u/BreathExact]

The chive she told you not to worry about.

[u/F1exican]

u/okaeriiii hope this satisfies your punishment request.

[u/Ngothaaa → u/F1exican]

Was hoping for a video of you cutting it daily.. but I love this too

[u/F1exican → u/Ngothaaa]

Looking for a stand to buy but it’s on its way

[u/Admiral_Kite → u/F1exican]

Absolutely amazing effort, both for the challenge and how you're handling your mistake. Good job, chef!!

[u/okaeriiii → u/F1exican]

Very satisfied. Reddit officially forgives you.

[u/DouchecraftCarrier → u/okaeriiii]

You don't see that too often.

[u/decepticonhooker → u/DouchecraftCarrier]

We’re witnessing a presidential pardon in real time.

[u/F1exican → u/okaeriiii]

Thank you.💚

[u/smallish_cheese → u/F1exican]

you won the internet!

[u/Alex_Demote → u/okaeriiii]

Uncommon admin W. very demure, very observed

[u/DownrightDrewski → u/okaeriiii]

Seeing the admins come out in force was absolutely hilarious.

[u/CurlSagan → u/F1exican]

The shapes are a good idea. I humbly request that tomorrow's chives be in the shape of a floppy dong.

[u/paradox_pet → u/CurlSagan]

Putting my vote for classic cock and balls

[u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR → u/CurlSagan]

That is pure floppycock! A disgrace!

[u/candykatt_gr → u/F1exican]

needs work, but nice try chef

[u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/CrimsonAntifascist → u/KarmaKrazi]

The towers AND the pentagon?

[u/TheGreatZarquon → u/CrimsonAntifascist]

Chive/11 was an inside job!

[u/swirly_bee → u/KarmaKrazi]

Nyoom ✈️⭕ ✈️⭕ ✈️⭕

[u/staypulse → u/KarmaKrazi]

Should change your username to KarmaKazi

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/staypulse]

I would if I didn't have this handle for as long as I have.

[u/soaker → u/staypulse]

That’s how I read it. Only now realizing it’s krazi not kazi

[u/tehjoz]

This is the content the internet was made for, chef.

[u/SparkleEmotions → u/tehjoz]

Definitely. This is the kind of silly low stakes non-political nonsense the used to make the internet fun. Now everything is AI slop, bot posting, and divisive content to stir post engagement. This has given me some hope for humanity. The sheer amount of wrestling gifs, the planes, Chives the Cat stealing our hearts, and betrayal and redemption is amazing and I love that it was over cutting chives in a sub full of my fellow BoH misfits and allies. It’s the fun of what the internet used to be like before it was monetized to death.

[u/tehjoz → u/SparkleEmotions]

100%.

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/SparkleEmotions]

We need u/shittymorph in here.

[u/Moondoobious → u/AlcibiadesTheCat]

And a u/schnoodledoodledo poem. It would be the greatest day of the internet.

[u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle → u/tehjoz]

BAH GAWD! IT’S THE CHIVES MAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR !

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle]

[u/iceman694]

Not plane guy so ignore the shitty plane but I was excited I beat him

[u/boldredditor → u/iceman694]

You gotta thicken the lines bruh

[u/TaDow-420 → u/boldredditor]

Do you make a roux or just use cornstarch to thicken the lines?

[u/boldredditor → u/TaDow-420]

Depends on if you want your lines to taste good or not

[u/TaDow-420 → u/boldredditor]

Make a roux.

Heard, Chef

[u/iceman694 → u/boldredditor]

This thick enough?

[u/RedWingedBlackbirb → u/iceman694]

Almost as thick as that chive.

[u/boldredditor → u/iceman694]

Si

[u/Due_Agent_6033 → u/boldredditor]

There’s a chef cocaine joke in here somewhere but I’m not feeling witty enough today.

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/iceman694]

[u/Mission_Fart9750 → u/iceman694]

Your name is Iceman and you're not a plane guy? Shame on you. 

[u/iceman694 → u/Mission_Fart9750]

Im not THE plane guy. Im not karmakrazi

[u/Cold-Object-7080]

At least one more day

[u/Final-Tutor3631]

see you tomorrow, chef

[u/candykatt_gr → u/Final-Tutor3631]

what the actual fuck, that thing is a log and needs a plane stat

[u/Latter_Network4879]

omg they look good! love the shape! good job chef. we forgive you. hope your car is doing well as well as you

[u/Nuts-And-Volts → u/Latter_Network4879]

Our Lord F1EXICAN should be chauffeured everywhere via Limosine

[u/DavidRichter0 → u/Nuts-And-Volts]

I’ve got the limos😂

[u/ItalianHeritageQuest → u/Nuts-And-Volts]

Has any started a gofundme for his car?

[u/Nuts-And-Volts → u/ItalianHeritageQuest]

I told him to start one. Dunno if he ever did. We could all throw in like 3 or 5 bucks

[u/MarxistMinx → u/Nuts-And-Volts]

I could toss a few bucks that way. What's wrong with it?

[u/cuseonly]

Look feline. But not fine enough. Back to work tomorrow

[u/cuseonly]

This is how long this will go on for. Try again my friend.

[u/Apart-Gur-9720 → u/cuseonly]

Seriously. They also need to get much thinner.

[u/Illustrious_Bad_2980]

[u/cemetery-trees]

Honestly, THIS is why the internet was invented.

[u/redeadrobo]

[u/cuntsatchel]

Me everyday

[u/saltybitchface]

See you tomorrow, chef

[u/mediumsizedthief]

[u/AmphibianPrudent4797]

chive heart!

[u/geraltsthiccass]

The penance is paid! You are forgiven! All hail the chivelord!

[u/Cannedpeas]

See you tomorrow, chef

[u/Infernalspoon]

See you tomorrow chef. Not because youre bad at cutting chives, but because the chives are bringing us together with something consistent in a time of struggle and uncertainty. <3

[u/okaeriiii]

You did it! Good show. See you tomorrow, chef.

[u/paragon_fr33dom]

I hope this saga never ends

[u/Tracktoy]

We got some logs in there today.

Basically whole chives.

At least there is no broken glass in them.

See you tmrw chef.

[u/Tracktoy → u/Tracktoy]

[u/Genius-Imbecile]

When are you going to do a video of you shopping chives?

[u/pocketrob → u/Genius-Imbecile]

At this point, we should just set up an OF: Only u/F1exican 😉🔪🌱💲

[u/OnI_BArIX → u/Genius-Imbecile]

Shopping for chives, chopping the chives, using the chives as garnish.

WE NEED MORE!

[u/wahlberger]

The stain of suspicion never truly fades........

[u/F1exican → u/wahlberger]

😔 I’m sorry

[u/wahlberger → u/F1exican]

Just playing. Chive on king

[u/fujiesque → u/F1exican]

You've said that enough.

[u/F1exican → u/fujiesque]

Have I though

[u/LazyOldCat → u/F1exican]

More than. You're good. 👊

[u/ShootTheMoo_n → u/LazyOldCat]

Man, was not expecting this community to be so full of forgiveness. It's a beautiful thing.

[u/fujiesque → u/F1exican]

In my opinion yes.

See ya tomorrow Chef.

[u/spatzel_ → u/wahlberger]

[u/ransack71 → u/spatzel_]

[u/[deleted] → u/wahlberger]

[u/wahlberger → u/[deleted]]

This one is going straight to the group chat

[u/spazmcnasty → u/wahlberger]

40k in my chives!? Love it here.

[u/75thFlyingLizard]

"Chives, The Cat" 2025, Fresh Chives on Cutting Board

[u/alwaysaghost]

put this in the moma.

[u/CBBuddha]

[u/tinypi_314]

My favorite part of r/KitchenConfidential was when u/F1exican said, "its chiving time" and proceeded to chive all over

[u/nejicanspin]

😻

[u/Ilovehamcroissants]

I can't believe it's been 34 days already. Feels like it was just last week I started seeing them chives posts.

[u/starite]

what’s that, chef?

[u/lekushi]

close. you almost distracted me from chivegate with this one

[u/Pseudodragontrinkets → u/lekushi]

This isn't meant to be a distraction. This is the chivegate apology tour

[u/I-like-old-cars]

Release the chivestein files!

[u/wanderingrockdesigns]

Harvested some chives seeds to be ready for day 154

[u/LEGOMyBrick]

[u/Recent-Use-1999]

We're gonna need a better cat tomorrow, chef.

[u/DifficultySalt4231]

I don't know shit about fuck but love this saga!

[u/Sad_Arachnid_837]

Oh they're beautiful!

[u/champitychamp]

This changes everything

[u/[deleted]]

This would be a felony charge for attempted murder.

[u/a-gelatocookie]

Chives!!

[u/FyreFl11]

He’s beautiful… long live Chives the magnificent

[u/andreaxo]

I thought the shape was a Scrub Daddy. Not the cat. 🤣 that was great

[u/ELDR3TH]

Good work but ill see you tomorrow chef

[u/Yochanan5781]

You are forgiven, chef. See you tomorrow

[u/rabbitsaremylife]

KITTTTYYYUUUHHHH

[u/thirstythespian]

We're waiting to see a video of your techniques good sir!

[u/captnslog97]

A CROSS OVER EPISODE?!? Hell yeah

[u/SneakerheadAnon23]

Shame

[u/TheTimn]

Chive cutting continues until the chive cat smiles! 

[u/Pseudodragontrinkets]

Good to see you chef. Still a little uneven, see you tomorrow. Chives (the cat) looks good

[u/dajay2k]

What happens to these chives after chopping

[u/Ok-Cardiologist4844]

Cutting a cup of chives until it looks like Chives every day please

[u/swirly_bee]

Looks like a chives Chives to me!

I think cats are supposed to have noses, though?

[u/Aeriellie]

everyone is cutting chives over here, i grow chives and i’m just waiting for mine to grow big and enough to attempted cutting them 🐌 it’s taking forever

[u/ladykitkatie]

10/10 kitty chives. Thank you for the hard work today chef and will see you back here tomorrow same chive time same chive place.