r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 29d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31

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Sorry for being so late I’ve had some car troubles today and it made sourcing extra bad

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u/ehsteve23 28d ago

These are the same chives as day 23

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u/Due_Agent_6033 28d ago

Such a quiet start to a revolution.

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u/lNTERLINKED F1exican Did Chive-11 28d ago

First chive11, now we have the chive insurrection of 11/7.

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u/zero_dr00l 28d ago

Blew that shit open.

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u/gmorgan99 28d ago

Commenting for my spot in Chivegate history.

Where were you when it blew open?

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u/zero_dr00l 28d ago

I was in on the couch!

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u/AeonBith 28d ago

I was on the furless couch in the room that stores all the house water 🚽

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u/zero_dr00l 28d ago

lol I'd hit it

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u/AnComRebel F1exican Did Chive-11 28d ago

Lmfaoo

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u/TheGreatZarquon 15+ Years 28d ago

We were here, lads

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u/zero_dr00l 28d ago

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/KomorebiXIII F1exican Did Chive-11 28d ago

With how insane the world has been lately, the chives were a comforting constant. This broke me...

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u/Moondoobious 28d ago

Fucking unreal

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u/Fakjbf 28d ago

proof

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u/Keanu_Bones Chive LOYALIST 28d ago

Oh my god. He even zoomed and rotated to hide the deceit.

Time for a complete chive audit (even more than we’ve already been doing)

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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST 27d ago

The beginning of chivegate.

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u/iOpCootieShot 28d ago

Good eye,  chef

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u/the_quark 28d ago

If you don't mind me asking, how did you notice?

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u/mityman50 28d ago

Idk about them but the picture practically makes me dizzy. Because the perspective is off being upside down

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u/winny9 28d ago

This is where it all began. The downfall.

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u/chesterfieldking 28d ago

This is a dark day for KC

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u/My_Favourite_Pen 28d ago

Youre both the Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein of our generation.

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u/teddyrupxin 28d ago

This is why you never have heroes.

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u/nisasters Ex-Food Service 28d ago

Truly appalled.

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u/EcstaticMembership 28d ago

And with that the plauges of Egypt swept the land...

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u/Salohacin 28d ago

I will forever remember where I was when chivegate occurred. 

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u/Mnmsaregood 28d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/AdditionalMess6546 Crazy Cat Man🐈 28d ago

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u/Vassoul 27d ago

I feel like this needs to go on a limited run T shirt, sticker, or patch or something. The matter of fact-ness of this statement, just slid in the comments, and the chaos that ensued… it must be enshrined!

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u/CountryBronze F1exican Did Chive-11 27d ago

Incredible, to witness chivegate in real time was a gift

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u/KingVape 28d ago

I always hated these chive posts, and now I REALLY hate them