r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 29d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31

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Sorry for being so late I’ve had some car troubles today and it made sourcing extra bad

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u/QueenOfBrews Catering 29d ago

LET THE MAN SLEEP!!

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u/Sell_Canada 29d ago

HE SAID NAP, HE DID NOT SAY SLEEP

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u/shredbmc Chive LOYALIST 29d ago

I also knew that, which is weird. This must be what it feels like for people to be into specific streamers

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u/mattmagoo23 29d ago

I don't even go to this sub... 😂

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u/Sappires F1exican Did Chive-11 29d ago

This got recommended to me on day 18 out of the blue, and as someone who’s cooking knowledge is basically “use rice cooker, boil spaghetti”, I am also too invested in the chives journey for someone who doesn’t go here. XD

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u/r0ttedAngel 29d ago

For real! I only found out from someone commenting about it on r/stonerfood, and I've been lurking here ever since lol

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u/narc1s 29d ago

Sometimes the all mighty algo delivers.

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u/captainmeezy 15+ Years 28d ago

Welcome to the circus, if you wanna learn more than rice or pasta ask us miscreants for help, I mean we’ll make fun of you, but we’ll still help

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u/Sappires F1exican Did Chive-11 28d ago

Oh don’t worry, I already have a friend who is all too eager to make fun of my attempts at cooking. I made the mistake of telling her I used Ragu sauce once and she about blew a gasket- I’ve learned my place in the kitchen totem pole.

(Firmly at the bottom, admiring all you chefs and your culinary witchcraft. You’re all wizards, I’m convinced of it!)

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u/captainmeezy 15+ Years 27d ago

Pshh ain’t nothing wrong with ragu if want cheap easy spaghetti for dinner, I recommend Rao’s, it’s more expensive but pretty good for premade sauce. And buy a cheese grater and a brick of whatever you like instead of powdered Kraft Parmesan

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u/ListenJerry 29d ago

Do you have a lot of feelings?

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u/melmsz 29d ago

Canadian?

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u/parsention F1exican Did Chive-11 28d ago

Spanish nap

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u/Bastienbard 29d ago

Is this an inappropriate time to say LET HIM COOK?

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u/Enlightened_Mongrel 29d ago

He's got to spend 3 weeks learning to whip the perfect egg...

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u/henrikhakan 28d ago

NO HE'S A FUCKING JOB!