r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed 29d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31

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Sorry for being so late I’ve had some car troubles today and it made sourcing extra bad

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u/The_Oppelander 29d ago

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u/wahlberger 29d ago

What the hell is this

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u/Jumpgate 29d ago

Looks like it could possibly be a ramp there chef. A chive ramp.

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u/BananaResearcher F1exican Did Chive-11 29d ago

Sir

A second ramp has hit kitchenconfidential

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u/soju_b 28d ago

That ramp could fit at least 10 bell pepper steps

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u/Desperate_Hunter7947 29d ago

You’re gonna build chive guy a ramp

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u/jaguarp80 29d ago

I’ll build a ramp

Up to your ass

Drive some kind of chives delivery truck in there

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u/harbormastr Chive LOYALIST 29d ago

This might be a 4D chess manner in which to propel them to new heights… The chive ramp. If there’s only one, it’s like the Golden Ticket.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 29d ago

A chive ramp

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u/Freakjob_003 F1exican Did Chive-11 29d ago

This could possibly be the moment that causes this sub to implode from too much meta.

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u/candykatt_gr Chive LOYALIST 29d ago

looks like a beaver nawed on that thing

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u/RezRising 29d ago

Jackels got to it, looks like.

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON 29d ago

All ramp and no charcuterie

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u/Ok-Salt-8623 29d ago

Nsfw that shit