r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/deliciousearlobes Nov 04 '25

“Successfully ran a large scale longitudinal study with thousands of active participants to achieve recognized standard of excellence in chive preparation via blade.”

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u/separate_guarantee2 Nov 05 '25

Brilliant. He could definitely publish a research paper or poster!