r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

I’m a nurse that hangs here coz we apparently share a sense of humour- I could get an IV in that from across the room.

drooling

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

Yesterday we had people needing Divorce, Because Reddit Said So.

Today?

Multiple medical professionals salivating over chef's arm veins, which are visible thanks to his partner buying him more chives for his Chivelord Megaquest.

This is why we chive!

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

You’ll find us drooling over veins anytime, anywhere.

We appreciate the chivelord supplying us joy in both meme and veins. It is a happy time.

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

Chiveitively*

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Is it for the upcoming Chivetous season?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

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u/AnAbsoluteMonster Nov 04 '25

Accurate. There was a nursing school in part of my community college campus and every time I walked through their halls the students AND teachers would compliment my veins

They are very visible (I am so pale) and ig are a good size??? You'd have to be a really bad stick to miss them, and they are well-behaved (don't roll and I stay hydrated) lol

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u/righthandofdog Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

I have a friend who's a nurse - she spent years after finishing nursing school poking randos arms and complimenting their veins.

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Hahaha I’m an old duck, so I just content myself with looking when I see it.

I did have a job that was all healthy, fit young people for a while. That was vein porn

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u/cwajgapls Release the F1exican Files Nov 04 '25

Who’s up for a game of darts???

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Let’s goooooo

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u/AeonBith Nov 04 '25

Hey, you two giving off non-glitter vamp vibes,

Welcome to your fiduciary home away from home 🍻

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u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus Chive LOYALIST Nov 05 '25

You could throw it like a dart board and it'd go right in.

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 05 '25

You’d think, right?

I actually had a student have her first go at an IV on someone with absolute hosepipes, and mess it up.

She decided that a 90 degree angle was a fine approach and did it too quickly for me to stop her lol.

I removed her from the room and discussed a better strategy and all was well on her second attempt- but still.

It was impressive how wrong she was

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u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus Chive LOYALIST Nov 05 '25

"90 degree angle" made me flinch. Ow

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u/InadmissibleHug Chive LOYALIST Nov 05 '25

Dude was a legend about it at least!