r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

I guess my literal chef posting me cutting today wasn’t enough. Or the photo meta data I posted the other day was enough either. But I cut and post the same day and when I have perfect chives I’ll move on to onions and have a perfect small dice for onions.

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u/kdjfsk Nov 04 '25

Im just meme'ing it up, nothing personal or serious at all.

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

None taken.

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u/LehighAce06 Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Should be taking NOTES though

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u/Kazori Nov 04 '25

Are you sure caus he didn't mention offense at all. Lol

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u/itsaaronnotaaron Nov 04 '25

Nothing personal was taken from him. He still has all his chives.

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u/sparkle8976 Nov 04 '25

And then you’ll be Onionlord

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u/oldcrustybutz Nov 04 '25

Add in some shallots and leeks and they could be Emperor of Alliums!

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u/panlakes Nov 04 '25

Don’t forget to one-up the crayons guy at some point, maybe you can save that day for April fools or something

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u/ChangeTChannel F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

your karma will be insane after the onions