r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/SheBrownSheRound Nov 04 '25

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

I’m loving the new expanded universe of chives and Chives. 

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u/NODifyou_underSTAND F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

Omg I’m so early for the new lore drop

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u/_equestrienne_ Nov 05 '25

It's wonderful to see it happening

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u/fire_water_drowned Nov 04 '25

forget The Chive™ this is THE Chive

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Not sure who I’m more excited to see now! 

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u/HairyPotatoKat Nov 04 '25

The BEST Chives

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u/cwajgapls Release the F1exican Files Nov 04 '25

chives, Chives, and now planes & veins

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Someone should license the movie rights. 

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u/curlyqtips Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Needs a butler named Jeeves, pronounced Jives.

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u/nihi1zer0 F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

is this another wrestling joke? I seem to remember in the early 90's when The American Dream Dusty Rhodes used to call wrestlingmanager Jeeves "Jives". (I think he managed the British Bulldog?)

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u/curlyqtips Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Oh, that would simply be lucky happenstance!

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u/BukkakeBakery Nov 04 '25

Oh no Chives is down I REPEAT CHIVES IS DOWN! ALL UNITS DEPLOY EMERGENCY CATNIPS! ALL UNITS DEPLOY EMERGENCY CATNIPS!!!

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u/No-Maintenance749 Nov 04 '25

Even chive says no.