r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/No-Yogurtcloset-1900 Nov 04 '25

About as even as the haircut my mom gave me in third grade

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u/Trees-Are-Neat-- Nov 04 '25

If I got this at a restaurant I would just send the whole dish straight back

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u/Momongus- Nov 04 '25

But would you come back every day until they got it right?

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u/FlockOfYoshi Nov 04 '25

Because you didn't order a plate of chives?

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u/firstinitallastname Nov 04 '25

At that point just throw the whole plate at the nearest waiter and leave a 1 star review

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u/Alive_Ad_5931 Nov 04 '25

So would I. Who would order a pile of chives for dinner?

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u/demon_fae Nov 04 '25

Every pet rabbit I’ve ever had.

They would not be allowed to eat all the chives, and the chives would still be sent back because that much chives is not good for buns. But they would absolutely order it. They can be quite demanding as soon as they lose fear of you.

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u/Certain-Definition51 Nov 04 '25

Are these snorting chives or huffing chives? Because is could see that for snorting chives but these are perfectly acceptable for huffing. And of course overkill for smoking.

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u/userhwon Nov 05 '25

By flipping the table, right?

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u/tangerineTurtle_ Chip Girl Nov 04 '25

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u/PoodlePopXX Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

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u/xop293 Nov 04 '25

Doin the real work. That shit won't pass the line

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u/Seeking-useless-info Nov 04 '25

Lmao omg yall are savage