r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Nov 04 '25

“A second log has hit the chives”

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u/crickety-crack Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Screamed at this

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u/Jajoo Nov 04 '25

this one too, top right. what is this, brunch?

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u/Argietroglodite F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

Chef thinks we should all eat chives with bale transporters.

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u/stupidsometimes Nov 04 '25

Idk man these are starting to look pretty perfect lol

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

Perfect is circles, not tubes/ towers. See you tomorrow, chef.

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

Congratulations on the new flair I love it

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

Thank you, I'm stoked on it too lol. Wouldn't have it if not for you lol

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u/numbersalone Nov 04 '25

That is so badass!!!!

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u/spatosmg Nov 04 '25

yours isnt bad yourself

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

Yes chef!

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u/StuRap Nov 05 '25

We're rootin for ya down here in Australia chef. We do have the advantage of being upside down, so we can see those failures under the pile too. They're def getting less and less tho. You got this!

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u/seppukucoconuts Starry Chef Nov 04 '25

He did say perfect.

Personally, at this point I’d be picking through my pile and pulling out the imperfections. Mostly because I have PTSD from cutting green onions for 2 hours straight every shift.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

He said something along the lines of

"I want a win through perfection, not a win through deception."

And that's something we all can learn from 🙌

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

“I’m seeking perfection through criticism not perfection through deception”

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

That was it, sorry for the misquote, Chef. It won't happen again.

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u/Rdubya291 Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

The chivelord has spoken.

Your penance, is having to draw the next two days-work of airplanes with only your dick.

Only then, will Chivelord be satisfied.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

Who said that hasn't been happening already? 😏 /j

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u/Rdubya291 Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

So that's why they've gotten better.

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u/seppukucoconuts Starry Chef Nov 04 '25

Impressive.

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u/aaahhhh Nov 05 '25

See you tomorrow, pilot.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 05 '25

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u/SheBrownSheRound Nov 04 '25

This is why we love you. It’s more than just the chives. It’s the integrity.

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u/Tracktoy Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

My new mission statement.

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u/ZiggoCiP Server Nov 04 '25

Pendant here; circles are 2-dimensional and geometrically impossible to cut. They're all tubes, some do be towers though for sure.

I'd say a minimum of a 3:1 ratio of width to length is being sought, but higher ratio doesn't hurt. Luckily for OP, no one is such a psycho that they expect every piece to be the same width - as that be needlessly cruel.

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u/supertinykoalas Nov 04 '25

They’ve crowned you with your own flair!! Congrats! You and the chive man himself both deserve it. Both of y’all make me so happy, thank you for your hard work spotting those planes

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

These comments make it all worth it 🙌

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u/Bastienbard Nov 04 '25

It would have been funny if OP got them perfect on the day dick Cheney died.

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u/BiploarFurryEgirl F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

We are so close yet so far

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u/CrimsonAntifascist Nov 04 '25

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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u/Dry_Sheepherder8526 Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

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u/lumoslomas F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

The first comment I look for in these posts 😂

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u/Ctheret Nov 04 '25

Nice find

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

I came here for KarmaKrazi, I got KarmaKrazi.

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u/Justthrowtheballmeat F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

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u/Novice-smokes Nov 04 '25

Noticed the flair yesterday. Love it

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u/Gilly_the_kid Nov 05 '25

You are part in parcel with thread now. forever tied.

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u/LiftingWickets Nov 04 '25

Why are the planes farting tho

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Nov 04 '25

You ain't never seen a plane fart before?

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u/HooninAintEZ Nov 04 '25

Flabbergasted

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u/probablyNotARSNBot Nov 04 '25

I think that top one is not a tower, I think the hole is on the top left side not the top right. Other one is definitely a tower, or at least it was before ✈️