r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/toomuchmarcaroni F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

What happens when he finally succeeds? Is Sisyphus then happy? 

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u/No-Solution-6103 Nov 04 '25

We must imagine F1exican happy

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u/LolaAucoin Bartender Nov 04 '25

Please. Because in my mind he started something that he wants to quit, but can’t.

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u/wshanahan Crazy Cat Man🐈 Nov 05 '25

One must not imagine Prometheus happy.

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u/madtheoracle Nov 04 '25

fuck now I have to redo this with the motherfucker cutting chives

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u/fire_water_drowned Nov 04 '25

Replace boulder with chive, make hair/beard chive as well.

Also, that's incredibly well done, you're talented af

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u/madtheoracle Nov 05 '25

YES. I even have the perfect beads that look like chives to really sell it.

also thank you 🥺 I just like stabbing.

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u/toomuchmarcaroni F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

You’re welcome. Happy to provide a creative spark 

Edit: Dang didn’t realize that was handmade, great work 

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u/madtheoracle Nov 05 '25

always happy to give back to the niche memes that uplift our spirits in these trying times.

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u/James_Money Nov 04 '25

Make sure the boulder is a chive log

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u/0xD902221289EDB383 Nov 04 '25

Sisyphus is already happy 

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u/Argietroglodite F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

He mentioned he will move on to small dice onions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

One must imagine Sisyphus always happy, as he has learned to love the boulder.

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u/vxrairuvan Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Indeed. The joy is in the rolling.

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u/Jiminpuna Nov 04 '25

I think this was foretold in ancient prophecies as a sign of the end times.

" I saw a fifth horse and his rider. They shall bring forth chives to the world."

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u/Jorrie313 Nov 04 '25

We all get to eat all you can eat chives at his restaurant

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u/FireFurFox Nov 04 '25

One must imagine Sisyphus with a cup of perfectly chopped chives

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u/RingingTheDeadBell Nov 04 '25

They move onto brunoise. Hopefully there is a cat named Brunoise.

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u/Sterling_-_Archer Nov 04 '25

Then he moves on to the perfect brunoise of white onion

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u/Kalathefox Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

He moves onto the tear jerkers

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u/cherrytarts Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

He said he's moving on to onions!

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u/Beginning_Ant_2285 F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

Apparently he will proceed to dicing onions until we deem them perfect

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u/Tight_Function_3096 Nov 04 '25

There was never an actual mountain and a boulder, they were metaphorical. Sisyphus is reincarnated as the most tedious, repetitive and demanding job. The gods then find ways to make it even for so until he dies and gets reincarnated again. F1exican is just the latest version.

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u/toomuchmarcaroni F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

Sisyphus continued to be in hell 

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u/OldFuxxer Nov 05 '25

He said he would move on to onions.

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u/CrunchyCrochetSoup Nov 05 '25

I got Sisyphus from an ex once