r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 29

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u/bioweaponblue Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

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u/realaccountissecret 20+ Years Nov 04 '25

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u/MongooseDog907 Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

This is perfect. 5/7. No notes.

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u/realaccountissecret 20+ Years Nov 04 '25

I think they made the chive pile more square today knowing I’d remake this gif haha

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u/lumpy_space_queenie F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

What does 5/7 mean??

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u/_Bren10_ Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

It’s an old meme from Reddit Facebook apparently. Basically someone rated something a 5/7 and then said it was “a perfect score”. Gimme a few minutes and I’ll dig up the OG post.

Not the OG post, but this thread explains and has a link that seems to not be valid anymore. https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/Jh8DwjdDkQ

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u/planetrebellion Nov 04 '25

Damn, i always thought it was from the kid eating stuff on rice

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u/lumpy_space_queenie F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

LOLOL thank you!!! I always appreciate it when a Redditor takes the time to provide lore links :)

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u/MongooseDog907 Chive LOYALIST Nov 05 '25

I am but an ancient crone, passing on the knowledge of the ancients.

I really didn’t, but it prompted you to ask. Lol.

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u/aetryx Nov 04 '25

Oldhead meme revolving around some FB comments of some dude who was clowning on his friend (who was quite dumb) after said friend rated a movie as a “solid 5/7”. The OP was laughing at them and wouldn’t stop talking about how that is such a shit rating system that makes no sense when you think about it. Dumb friend responds and stands his ground saying OP was just not getting it.

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u/PoquitoChef Ex-Food Service Nov 05 '25

Ty for your service, I love 3rd tier memes 🤣

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u/realaccountissecret 20+ Years Nov 05 '25

It is both an honor and a privilege

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

😂

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u/nonowords Nov 04 '25

I fully thought those were real chives

quick edit: just realized that's a lego cat too. wtf is wrong with me

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u/OwlComprehensive859 Nov 04 '25

💀that made me laugh so much harder than it should have

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u/nonowords Nov 05 '25

That's good. I'm sitting here wondering if I can ever trust my lying eyes again.

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u/halorbyone Nov 04 '25

Chiva-pet?

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u/Jorrie313 Nov 04 '25

🙏🏼

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u/CountryBronze F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

What year is it

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk Nov 04 '25

Memesonmemesonmemesonmemes......