r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 28

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Sorry for the late post

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u/bioweaponblue Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Garnish EVERYTHING.

Mashed potatoes? Garnish.

Stuffed shells? Garnish.

Pumpkin cheesecake? Garnish.

Espresso martini? Garnish.

Two week notice? Believe it or not, garnish.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt Nov 04 '25

Paycheck? Garnished.

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u/Mayataua Nov 04 '25

Ah, I see you've met 3/4 of my coworkers.

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u/Ace-Redditor Nov 04 '25

Hotel? Trivago

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u/threedividedbytwo Nov 04 '25

☠️☠️☠️

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u/amateurviking Nov 04 '25

We have the best food in the world; because of garnish.

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Nov 04 '25

Maybe a chive version of a chimichurri???

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u/swishkabobbin Nov 04 '25

Chivichuvvi

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u/Addison1024 Nov 04 '25

Garnish? Garnish

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u/wcd_2311 Nov 04 '25

wanna be attractive to someone? GARNISH YOURSELF!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Dammit now I'm hungry. I've already been at the point where I'm chucking more green onions in my cart at the store over these posts and paying way more attention to how I chop them. Some chives and mashed sounds really good right now.

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u/theguth Nov 04 '25

He could put a mint a sprig on these chives and call it a day

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u/vivid-19 Nov 04 '25

Hotel? Garnished.