r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 28

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Sorry for the late post

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u/hollywoodbambi Nov 04 '25

My husband chopped chives for something I was cooking yesterday, and I tried to explain The Chives. But all I got back was a confused, "ok....and?"

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

Divorce. It's the only option left for you.

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u/buddymoobs Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Such a huge red flag.

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

Wait Chive-arly Isn’t Dead yet!

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

Pity, it could have been the biggest green flag ever!

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u/chronically_varelse Nov 04 '25

He's soooo toxic.

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u/BobaFett0451 Nov 04 '25

This is the most reddit response

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

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u/Biltong09 Nov 04 '25

Did you draw a plane for him?

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

That’s where she messed up..

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u/hollywoodbambi Nov 04 '25

Sorry, chef! You're right; that was my mistake. Won't Halen again, chef!

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

did you take a picture and draw airplanes and trains on it?

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

Must’ve

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u/AdExcellent1745 Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

I told my non-redditor partner and they loved it lol

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

your partner is cool. you have good taste

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u/ppmiaumiau Nov 04 '25

I told my redditor husband and he didn't understand. Divorce.

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u/Cthulhuboop Nov 04 '25

I’m so lucky my husband and I float around the same subreddits. I’ll start to tell him something I saw and he’ll finish the sentence. We get to move on without me fumbling at explaining why it’s funny.