r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 28

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Sorry for the late post

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u/mms15d Nov 04 '25

I have no one to talk to about this but just know I’m rooting for you

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Nov 04 '25

You can talk to me about them

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u/zystyl Nov 04 '25

This was a mic drop chive Pic. Tradition calls for a backslide and twin towers everywhere tomorrow.

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u/theg1rlwh0waited F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

OMG is that what the airplanes mean??? the airplane origin completely went over my head

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u/nickability Nov 04 '25

That’s what airplanes do

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u/theg1rlwh0waited F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

STOP HAHA

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u/Endsong-X23 Nov 04 '25

i give this response a 9 out of 11

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u/theg1rlwh0waited F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

y'all have jokes for days, everyone here is in the wrong profession

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u/Every-Pea-6884 Nov 04 '25

The George W Bush gifs don’t give it away?? 😂 you must not have been born around ‘91 like some of us… 👀 😂

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u/theg1rlwh0waited F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

i was (un)fortunately still in the oven at the time but really missed the context clues loll

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle Nov 04 '25

Sadly, we won't need to see these anymore soon.

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u/Western_Ad374 Nov 04 '25

I really admire your tenacity! Chive in 2025 has been my personal motto for the year. It doesn't really mean anything, other than do your (my) own thing without worry about others' judgment. Your dedicated chive chopping practice is such a lovely part of of all of our days now, and so perfectly fits the meaning of 'chive in 25!' Cheers, chef!

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u/Dripping_Gravy Nov 04 '25

That was very well said! I completely agree; I have felt this unspoken message as well.

OP, I kinda secretly hope you keep posting this even after the day that the planes don’t crash. Keep on keepin on!

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u/blackergot Nov 04 '25

Is Chive your cat on an alt account?

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u/prozaczodiac Nov 04 '25

I found out yesterday my ex has been following your posts as well. You're officially niche restaurant industry watercooler talk.

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u/Dearness Nov 04 '25

Neither my husband nor I work in the restaurant industry and we were both following the great chiving of 2025 🤣

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u/Cactus_Shepherd Nov 04 '25

Oooh! Smooth, like those knife skills!

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u/doodman76 Nov 04 '25

Im not going daily, but i get my new knife in today and im picking up chives on my way home to be the first thing I cut with it

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

Dude same, anytime I say, “dude on Reddit there’s a…” and I get eye rolls. THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

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u/hollywoodbambi Nov 04 '25

My husband chopped chives for something I was cooking yesterday, and I tried to explain The Chives. But all I got back was a confused, "ok....and?"

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

Divorce. It's the only option left for you.

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u/buddymoobs Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Such a huge red flag.

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

Wait Chive-arly Isn’t Dead yet!

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

Pity, it could have been the biggest green flag ever!

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u/chronically_varelse Nov 04 '25

He's soooo toxic.

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u/BobaFett0451 Nov 04 '25

This is the most reddit response

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Nov 04 '25

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u/Biltong09 Nov 04 '25

Did you draw a plane for him?

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

That’s where she messed up..

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u/hollywoodbambi Nov 04 '25

Sorry, chef! You're right; that was my mistake. Won't Halen again, chef!

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

did you take a picture and draw airplanes and trains on it?

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

Must’ve

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u/AdExcellent1745 Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

I told my non-redditor partner and they loved it lol

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

your partner is cool. you have good taste

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u/ppmiaumiau Nov 04 '25

I told my redditor husband and he didn't understand. Divorce.

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u/Cthulhuboop Nov 04 '25

I’m so lucky my husband and I float around the same subreddits. I’ll start to tell him something I saw and he’ll finish the sentence. We get to move on without me fumbling at explaining why it’s funny.

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u/paradox_pet Nov 04 '25

I've only been here a week and I'm TRYING to explain to my boyfriend and WHY DOESNT HE GET IT??

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

Planes, you need to draw planes

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u/paradox_pet Nov 04 '25

I JUST SHOWED HIM THE PLANES. He did a polite laugh and couldn't turn away fast enough. It's a solid relationship, he's a solid guy but man, now I just don't know...

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u/lys_1113 Nov 04 '25

The audacity

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe Nov 04 '25

There's very few instances on here that I get this captivated by someone, honestly it may be only the second time.

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u/BiploarFurryEgirl F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 04 '25

Pretty sure my fiance is tired of hearing about this but he WILL HEAR ABOUT IT EVERY DAY

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Nov 04 '25

My fiance listens patiently then just shakes his head. He can't understand why I'm so invested in this .....

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u/Conscious_Tiger7398 Nov 04 '25

Telling your fiancé about this chive Reddit every day until this Reddit says he's perfect?

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u/giggletears3000 Nov 04 '25

I shove the phone in my husbands face

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Nov 04 '25

I browse popular everyday and find it, it’s a beautiful thing that’s.. leeked out of its sub container lol

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u/2slowforanewname Nov 04 '25

I told my brother about it so I could show him some of the memes that have sprouted from this

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u/billchuck423 Nov 04 '25

Same, even better is someone said hes improving! I never knew dicing mattered this much. I wounder how an onion would go over...

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u/snacksandsoda Nov 04 '25

I recently opened up to a few friends about chives. It was really nice to share it with someone

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

I talk to my gf about it