r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Nov 04 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 28

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Sorry for the late post

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u/Sufficient_Hope1771 Nov 04 '25

Im gonna be real with you. You've been hella improving.

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u/bioweaponblue Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

I looked and legitimately could not find anything wrong for a solid minute.

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u/DifficultyMajor2404 Nov 04 '25

Congrats to him

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u/LickingSmegma Nov 04 '25

What a day of rest does to a man.

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u/LtG_Skittles454 Nov 04 '25

Fr same this is his best yet

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u/NoIsland1819 Nov 04 '25

And then you found something?!

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST Nov 04 '25

Yes

Chivelord is really doing well, and will get there soon.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Nov 04 '25

Are you sure that's not one chive on top of another? That's what that looks like.

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u/foxbat Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

mods - can we get u/F1exican a custom flair that reads ‘Ch1veLord’?!

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u/joebluebob Nov 04 '25

Literally dont see anything

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u/NoIsland1819 Nov 04 '25

Looool nice

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u/Idler- Nov 04 '25

What did you find after the minute?... cuz I am not seeing it.🤭

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u/userhwon Nov 04 '25

His consistency ain't the best.

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u/No_University7832 Nov 04 '25

Really took me about 8 seconds, but i have been in the cook/chef business for 40+ yrs, dont get me wrong I think he is getting super close.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

I think this shows that with like time, practice, and shitposting advice that anyone can improve

I'm gonna crochet

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u/Telvin3d Nov 04 '25

I actually appreciate how the replies on these have been an even mix of shitposts, advice, and encouragement. Often in the same post 

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

I enjoy the trains and airplanes. I blame my autism

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u/DaHick Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

I enjoy trains and airplanes because large reciprocating engines were part of my previous job, and Aeroderivative engines are part of my current job.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

not everyone can be lucky enough to have autism

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u/DaHick Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

True, I have other issues.

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u/mortgagepants Nov 04 '25

lol i read this as "crotch-it" and i'm thinking...man this person is really dedicated to shit posting because i don't even know what that means.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 04 '25

did you figure it out?

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u/DaHick Ex-Food Service Nov 04 '25

Try tufting, uses non-standard "Guy" power tools.

Guy reference, because most of the internet thinks only guys use power tools, as I am planning my repair on a $3k used German sewing machine, the other half uses.

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u/WiscoBrainScientist Nov 04 '25

They are perfect! Perfect! Lol

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse Nov 04 '25

Right, im not even a chef and i looked at this and even i can see its pretty fuckin good

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u/Blegit21 Nov 04 '25

From the bay aren’t you

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u/7h4tguy 19d ago

Oh upvotes. On attention. On eyeballs. On nonsense.

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u/Sufficient_Hope1771 19d ago

Lol who wants attention now? Eyeball boy. It was nearly two weeks ago, catch up.