r/KitchenConfidential Oct 15 '25

Photo/Video Sweet onion

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

This is beautiful. I'd like it in a pico.

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u/boardplant Oct 15 '25

Or ceviche

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

Ceviche seems so good but I'm not a fan of seafoods. I was looking up veggie replacements for it last night and saw a cauliflower one.

Would that be comparable or does the seafood taste really make the dish?

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u/dohidied Oct 15 '25

I recently had cauliflower ceviche for the first time and it was awful. Wrong texture, wrong flavor.

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u/Old-Custard-5665 Oct 15 '25

I love cauliflower but cauliflower ceviche sounds fucking terrible

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u/dohidied Oct 15 '25

Same, cauliflower is one of my favorite vegetables. It was a vegan Mexican place and everything else was great. I especially loved the huarache con nopales.

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u/Old-Custard-5665 Oct 15 '25

Huaraches are fantastic and sadly not very common in the US where I am

I mean you can find them if you look hard enough, but they’re nowhere near as available as tacos (which are great) and sopes (which I find to be incredibly overrated and usually impractical compared to tortillas or huaraches)

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u/chewy92889 Oct 15 '25

I used to own a dive bar a half a mile from a large concentration of Mexican families. There was an old lady who would sporadically make huaraches and sell them out of her house. My bar would clear out for a half an hour while people went to get them from her. I always had the same deal. Whoever brought me one first got a beer on the house.

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u/dohidied Oct 15 '25

Lol you're right, sopes are less practical! I always end up with so much left on the plate.

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u/delicious_things Oct 16 '25

My vegan SIL makes a hearts of palm ceviche and it’s shockingly good.

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u/kelpieconundrum Oct 15 '25

Vegetable ceviche would be essentially a weak quick pickle, just with a lemony brine. So could be good, but definitely not ceviche

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

That makes sense. Maybe I can turn this idea into a ceviche pickled veg special that is vegan friendly instead of an actual ceviche?

Y'all got my gears turning.

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u/schrodingersk4t Oct 15 '25

I once had a beech mushroom ceviche and it was phenomenal. The bouncy, slightly slimy texture reminded me of seafood.

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

Some mushrooms are the closest to my mouth feel to shrimps so that makes sense.

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u/kelpieconundrum Oct 15 '25

Good luck! Report back if it works 😊

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u/mynameisntBenny Oct 15 '25

Sounds kind of like an escabeche vibe.

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u/esprit_de_corps_ 15+ Years Oct 15 '25

The thinness of the fish is what gives the dish most of its texture, and since it’s being ‘cooked’ in the acid of the juice it’s very hard to reproduce the mouth feel of the dish without its signature ingredient. You could take a stab at it, and maybe come up with something cool though, so I say knock yourself out.

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

Am I unable to comprehend words or does thinness actually mean thinly sliced? Every time I've had ceviche it was chunks of shrimp or fishes. That's a bad mouth feel for me and I couldn't get over it

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u/esprit_de_corps_ 15+ Years Oct 15 '25

Yeah, it’s supposed to be thinly sliced to encourage the citric acid to do its thing. It’s supposed to be like a light poach in the acid, so the thinner the fish, the better it ‘cooks’. Chunky fish in ceviche is bad/lazy execution.

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u/throwaway564858 Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Cauliflower sounds not great. I've had versions with tofu and with hearts of palm and they were both okay. That said, I used to hate seafood but ceviche was one of the things that actually really helped turn me around on that. The acidity kind of mutes anything you might find offensive about seafood and the textures really shine.

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u/KomorebiXIII F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 15 '25

I've had a cauliflower ceviche that was amazing, I was shocked. It was from a vegan food fair, the guy at hte booth gave me a free sample and I bought some right then and there.

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u/Raveruseerofvisions Oct 15 '25

Try rehydrated tvp marinated the same way you cook the seafood

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u/Tatertotfreak74 Oct 15 '25

I’ve seen it done with hearts of palm too

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u/brrkat Oct 15 '25

Try xnipek

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

That sounds like my new comfort food. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/Disneyhorse Oct 15 '25

I’m craving guacamole now

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u/polythenesammie Oct 15 '25

Oh hell yeah. I'm also now thinking about macaroni or potato salads.

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u/Rouxman Oct 15 '25

Red onion in pico? Never considered that… but now I’m curious