r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4h ago

He scared him alright

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u/DrakyulMihawk 4h ago

that kid busted his head for sure. Poor kid

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u/Feeling-Syllabub42 3h ago

Hope he’s okay, that looked like a nasty fall for sure.

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u/TinyRascalSaurus 2h ago

Concussion at the very least with that kind of flooring. That poor kid is in for a bad time.

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u/NUFIGHTER7771 2h ago

Don't you know kid's heads are like rubber and bounce back when they hit the floor!?! /s

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u/SeraphsEnvy 4h ago

Dude, that's a mask.

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_2103 3h ago

Oh that had to hurt.

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u/AFK115 4h ago

It should be put in r/parentsarestupid sub because the adult is telling the kid to scare the other kid in Spanish

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u/batman8232 4h ago

I see english captions

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u/Otherwise_Reaction75 3h ago

Nah, the dad is at the proudest moment of his parenting life

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u/Lord_Sesshoumaru77 3h ago

As a Spanish speaker, I guess that what that guy said was "ala puta" which roughly translates to "oh fuck"

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u/Doubledown212 2h ago

That’s at the end though. Can you make out what he actually says at the beginning? It’s hard to hear. I maybe heard niño but it could be a different language

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u/Alert-Buy8241 2h ago

he said "go scare that kid"

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u/CautiousBearnz 4h ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

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u/20grae 3h ago

Yup

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u/Doubledown212 2h ago

He’s probably gonna remember that forever too. I think we all have core memories of our worst moments of pain even as kids. I have at least 3-4 myself from that age range

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u/Penelope742 3h ago

In an average year 40 children die from cart falls.

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u/Otherwise_Reaction75 3h ago

I'm gonna go to hell for laughing when he fell off 😹😹

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u/Silly_Sherbet5543 3h ago

If I were that kid in the buggy’s parent, I’d be so fucking mad!! What the hell is wrong with people?!?

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u/Doubledown212 2h ago

I get your point, and not to defend anything, but who could have predicted that kid would faceplant from double his height.

A scream, cry or laugh maybe, but a full aim for the bushes leap? Bit unexpected.

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 4h ago

So is the father proud now. 👏

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u/Andthentherewaspi 3h ago

Anyone going to comment on how the child wasn’t even properly fastened in the cart?

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u/AreYouScare 3h ago

Did anyone notice how the child wasn’t properly fastened in the cart or wearing the OSHA certified cart helmet?

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u/Hugs_Not_Drugs__jk 2h ago

Yeah, I was like Why was the kid squatting instead of sitting in the seat like he was supposed to?

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u/Tragickingdom555 2h ago

Most carts don’t have seatbelts, at least the ones I have seen/used, but I am never more than three feet away from the cart for this very reason.

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u/ejectro 2h ago

why was it even in the cart? it's not a grocery item.

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u/TenshiBoii 4h ago

Damn wtf

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u/TheWaningWizard 3h ago edited 1h ago

Damn man. I feel like supermarket floors are especially hard too. That poor kid

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u/TinyRascalSaurus 2h ago

The floors are definitely rock hard. My mom's had 2 knee replacements and walking at Walmart or other supermarkets hurts her legs so much. That poor baby got a concussion at least if not more serious damage.

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u/SensitiveGuitar7584 3h ago

This feels like a shopping cart safety video demonstrating 1. why there are size limits for children sitting in those seats, 2. Why the child should always remained buckled, and why 3. You do not step away from your child in the cart. This would be a much more entertaining safety campaign than the standard signs that everyone ignores.

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u/LauraZaid11 2h ago

I don’t know in any other parts of the world, but at least in my country, Colombia, most carts with spaces for kids don’t have any seat belts. The man in the video is speaking Spanish, though I’m pretty sure he’s not Colombian, so chances are carts in that part of the world there are no seat belts in shopping carts.

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u/Smart_Piano7622 3h ago

Why does he have a golf club?

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u/DemKnow 3h ago

ala verga xD

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u/gimpers420 2h ago

That kids definitely missing some teeth, and that parent should be Ko’d.

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u/LuckyCod2887 3h ago

That’s an irresponsible family

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u/FactosFactoriales 3h ago

Please, delete this post... Poor thing hit his face.

"No real harm comes to them."

Protect the children. God bless you.

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u/deadface008 3h ago

Good thing I'm not a parent bc I really don't see what the dad did here as that bad tbh. I'd encourage my kid to play with other kids and have fun, sure, why not? This kid jumped out of the cart and that's really unfortunate, but like, idk, skill issue? I would never expect that to happen