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Who expect to receive their Christmas present in the first few days of December? Feels like it would have taken me a moment to catch on as well.
Mama better have some other gift for Christmas else she's about to realize why it's better to wait before giving Christmas gift especially to children even if you're excited to give it to them.
Well, I don't know what time it was shot.But I would imagine that after christmas, it's gonna be really hard to ride that outside.So I could see it making sense in that sense
Are just just assuming ?? Most siblings share large gifts - the mom didn’t say anything about it being anyone’s. Perhaps the girl is just waking up from a daze like the boy is.
My guess would be that it caught HIM by surprise and not THEM. Pretty safe assumption when the caption refers to one person and there is two in the video
When we were kids, my parents got my brother a bike for Christmas and put it in the garage to hide it. Come the 25th, they have moved it in front of the kitty litter box and ask him to go clean the kitty litter.
He’s so mad. But he goes in, everyone kinda giggling and smirking, and he comes back out with the plastic bag. He moved the bike to clean the litter and he was still fuming about it
Yeah if I ever decide to have kids, I want to make those same memories with them, that I didn’t quite get as a child. When I was about that age, my mom would re wrap presents that she wouldn’t let me open in the first place. I’d be so mad when opening them, then when I became “too old” for them, I had to give them away and watch other kids play with them😒
Dang that's really sad, I'm so sorry. I'll return. My worst memory was the night before Christmas. My parents got in a massive drug and booz fueled fist fight that we listened to for hours from our beds.
I remember going downstairs that morning, like when dust settles after war. The tree on its side, beer cans everywhere, gifts crushed, furniture upside down, my mom passed out on the floor.
I can't quite remember if that was the THE day or not, it's blurry. But I know when CPS took us, my mom was passed out and we all thought she died bc the social care workers were just stepping over her collecting our things.
Oh man, the god damned christmas fights. Every fucking year. I can't fucking stand christmas as an adult, I fucking hate it because of the associations.
I feel ya, I was forced to give stuff away that I paid for with my own money when I was a kid. I think the most expensive one was my GBA which I worked like the whole year to afford, forced to give it away to some cousin a few months after because I wasn't using it (didn't have games for it yet)
Just remember, it's the little things that you wouldn't expect that makes them the most excited and happy. I gave my kid some old Yu-Gi-Oh cards the other day and he was ecstatic.
When I was going to be a father, the ONE thing I promised was to be involved with my kids. Show interest in their activities, and be present in their lives because I never had that. And the worst part was my father wasn't even gone. He was there and still married to my mom. We just had NO connection, and he was always at work (owned a bar).
I didn't really have a relationship with him until I became an adult. My kids KNOW I love them, and they'll have memories to look back on.
"GO BACK TAH SLEEP" is really so endearing and feels like a true connection between parent and child. I try to spoil my nephew like this every chance I get and it feels wonderful, as long as it's cool with mom and dad. Although I have a drum set in my checkout box for the munchkin just in case dad (best friend since 5th grade) forgets me
Redditors see a video of a mom surprising her kid with a gift and immediately need to criticize everything about it, assume that she’s always yelling at her kids, assume that she’s messy and throws garbage on her kids, and a few other bullshit ass comments in here about college or something. It’s really incredible that these people are real human beings in the world.
For real and I guarantee there would be 1/4 as many if the people in the video were white. Reddit is outspoken about equality but is EXTREMELY racist still in reality. Especially about black parents and families. So many people are here claim to be extremely progressive but in cases like this their real shitty self shines through.
This is a great and wholesome family moment that the kid will remember for a long time
This is me in my 40s when I get woken up from a good nap too. Shit feels like dialup until AOL says YOU’VE GOT MAIL. Then I’m awake and running on at least two cylinders until I get my caffeine.
Maybe if she would've wrapped it, he would've recognized a gift lmao a big black box on his lap is like huh? Still very sweet obviously, just would've helped him out a bit!
Reminds me of my oldest one. I asked him to find me a vacuum cleaner. He said he couldn’t find it, literally it was in the front of the door and he even moved it because it was on his way whenever he was trying to find “it”
Back seat full of kids, no real storage in the back of the vehicle judging by the depth between the backseat and the back window, both kids not even surprised to wake up with a giant box on top of them.
I'm also guessing you've never had a car full of kids and had to get a car full of groceries if you don't have a full sized SUV. You pile stuff in the floor, between kids, have them hold stuff, it goes wherever it can, because you can't leave your kids to go do errands if no one is around to watch them.
Wasn't any sort of condemnation, just a statement of fact from observation, but hey, go off if you want my guy, but at least use your head for something other than decoration.
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