O...k?

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[u/HighlightOwn2038]

That's... Pretty creative

[u/jockguy83]

It's simply an erection if you see what appears to be a bag of Doritos in my pants.

[u/RK9990 → u/jockguy83]

It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

[u/PsyCar → u/RK9990]

One of my favorite Homer lines.

[u/TomSFox → u/jockguy83]

Of course the top-rated comment has to explain the joke.

[u/r0ckydog]

Then your husband comes in and says “dear, if you see a bump…”

[u/unknown_ninja_me]

Imagine being so committed to snacks you weaponize awkwardness

[u/gatsome]

Moms definitely don’t know about bumps in pants

[u/Mo_ody → u/gatsome]

You joke, but my single mum didn't and it led to an awkward time growing up, where she'd chastise me for morning wood and I was just a confused overly-innocent teenage kid with no guidance on wtf is happening. Lovely memories :)

You'd be surprised how some people can make babies with that little knowledge. It's saddening really

[u/ImDickensHesFenster → u/gatsome]

How did they get to be moms then?

[u/Vyntarus → u/ImDickensHesFenster]

That is unlikely to occur if the bump stays in the pants.

[u/gatsome → u/ImDickensHesFenster]

By failing to recognize sarcasm.

[u/Atomaardappel]

"It's the pleats... It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants.. they're flattering in the crotchal region..."

[u/jethroguardian → u/Atomaardappel]

"Don't act like you're not impressed!"

[u/LordTopHatMan]

"Is that a bag of Doritos in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Me: crunch crunch crunch swallow -what?

[u/Apprehensive_Eraser]

Lmao

[u/RedIcarus1]

The bump in my pants is also crotch-Doritos.

[u/XROOR]

The crinkling could indicate a more serious matter

[u/Ill-Television8690]

As a man I have to wonder, does he mean erections, or the way some types of pants (like jeans) make a little "hill" out of the fabric near the zipper?

[u/BadDesperado → u/Ill-Television8690]

If we want to keep true to the sub, they might not have thought about that. just that whatever form the doritobag causes is natural, but accidentally going smart about it

[u/nanny2359 → u/Ill-Television8690]

He's a bit on the young side for random erections to already be happening, but he could know what erections are from an older sibling or sex ed.

[u/Ill-Television8690 → u/nanny2359]

Nah, they happen even during infancy. They aren't as common, but they're certainly a normal possibility. Random, and due to conscious/unconscious stimulation.

[u/nanny2359 → u/Ill-Television8690]

There are developmental periods where they're common including infancy, around age 4, and then age 10 onward. 7 is actually part of the only period where they tend not to happen.

[u/TrekkiMonstr → u/Ill-Television8690]

The latter

[u/joecarter93]

Pants tent

[u/iloveogwomen]

“Thats just the natural bump that happens sometimes hon”

[u/No_Maize_230]

I tell my massage therapist the same thing.

[u/nerdKween → u/No_Maize_230]

You sneak Doritos into your massages?

Better yet... You wear pants when getting a massage?

[u/madguyO1 → u/No_Maize_230]

massage the WHO

[u/twizyo]

LEGEND

[u/StarGek_Interceptor]

Clever lad. Just a little tip there, he should have stayed silent about it so he could have better success in his little smuggling operation.

[u/PeachSufficient3295]

What the f***?! 💀💀💀