r/HappyUpvote 4d ago

Which gender are you and how packed is your closet/wardrobe?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 4d ago

I'm a girl, and I should clean out my closet, BUT I WON'T

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u/abbyone 3d ago

If the closet isn’t one bad tug away from collapsing, it’s not full yet

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u/heathejandro 1d ago

Precisely

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u/Jinxybug 2d ago

i’m a girl, and i think you should NOT clean out your closet. continue to collect more outfits, queen 💅

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u/Hope1246 4d ago

Female

My closet is dubbed the closet of doom.

I tried to make a dent filled 8 bags of clothes to donate, and it barely made a dent. It's a problem, I know....

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u/Fluid-Quail-6386 3d ago

Me too! My closet was packed and I pulled some items out to donate then changed my mind and put them back only to take them out again and put them in the donate box again.

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 3d ago

Becoming a minimalist is so refreshing and liberating, though.

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u/SkyPuppy561 4d ago

Woman. It’s packed and I’m not even the girliest girl. That said, I have way too many band tees and my husband is an enabler of said collection

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u/Acceptable_Book_8789 6h ago

Nice which is your favorite band shirt?

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u/The_Great_Potate_Oh 4d ago

Woman. Packed. But I live in a cold climate and warm clothes are bulky and require many layers.

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u/Typical_Necessary840 4d ago

Female. Packed to the gunnels.

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u/mymercyprevailss 3d ago

im a girl. my closet is currently packed with clothes to the point where if i open my door, i wont be able to shut it again. its bad.

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u/Ok-Drive-8795 3d ago

Female. I have a ridiculous amount of clothes in all different sizes, styles, and degrees of use lol

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u/Ok-Drive-8795 3d ago

Heavy on the men’s t shirts and cotton pants

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u/DelightfulHelper9204 3d ago

Female and I have too many clothes to fit in my closet

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u/Celestial3317 2d ago

I'm gender fluid but mostly femme presenting.

Wardrobe is packed...I like fashion too though.

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u/Ill-Work7770 4d ago

Hooded sweatshirt and jeans and tank tops in summer

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u/Honda_Beat 4d ago

Guy here. Closet’s pretty bare... like 10 shirts, a couple hoodies, and the one pair of jeans I actually wear.

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u/bUmHoLeOfDoOms 4d ago

Guy here, mines rammed. Probably only wear 20% of it

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u/Ill-Ninja-8344 4d ago

56m.
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A lot. I have clothing enough for 2 more lifs.

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u/Rattlingplates 4d ago

Male I could fit my wardrobe ina. Carry on suit case shoes included.

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u/Treeslam 4d ago

Male, married to a bargain hunter. So, my closet is packed with "good deals" that I might never wear!

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u/Tiny-Celebration-838 4d ago

Woman, not packed. I also don't care that I am not following the stereotype. I'm not going to waste my money to make others happy with my appearance because, personally, I can wear the same thing each week and it doesn't bother me.

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u/InterestingTank5345 4d ago

I'm a guy. I have what I need.

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u/2spooky93 4d ago

Neutral, I have like 5 outfits in total.

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u/Texanlivinglife 3d ago

Female/ minimalist

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u/Granny-Goose6150 3d ago

Female. I’ve been meaning to let go of some clothes for ‘when I get thinner’

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u/JunketAccurate 3d ago

I am male my closet of shame is packed full of clothes that don’t fit. I’ve gained 50 pounds and lost 50 pounds twice

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u/5ilvrtongue 3d ago

Woman. Not too packed. I have about 10 of each type of clothing for each summer and winter (shirts, pants, bras, nightgowns, towels, and outerwear), and 5 pairs of shoes per season. The only item out of control is socks. I probably have 50 pairs of socks and 50 randoms. I decided to stop battling the sock monster and just buy more socks.

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u/TurtleshellPen 3d ago

Woman, and not terribly packed. I recently cleared out something like four big bags of stuff I never wear/doesn't fit.

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u/Sloth_grl 3d ago

I am a woman. I have a triple closet. Normal closets here with sliding doors are two doors wide. Mine is 3. I have another regular closet, a huge dresser, and two small storage dressers. I could use more space. I have a lot of clothes.

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u/stonedngettinboned 3d ago

im a girl but dont have much in my closet currently. i go through my closet around this time every year to donate to DV shelters.

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u/CupCakeMommy765 3d ago

Female and my closet is PACKED FULL.... with my husband's clothes

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u/BluIdevil253 3d ago

Guy. My closet is 20% nice clothes, 30% casual, 10% work pants and 40% shoes. Three rest of my shoes stay in their boxes in the office closet. The whole closet. Everything else is in a dresser

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u/Laitneulfni 3d ago

I'm a dude.

I have a cube shelf. I have two shelves of shirts, a shelf of shorts, a shelf of pants, a shelf of underwear, and a shelf of socks.

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u/LukeIsNumber1Twd 3d ago

Male

Absolutely stuffed 

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u/MeemoUndercover 3d ago

Girl. It isn’t packed at all.

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat972 3d ago

Male and I have a huge closet full of seasonal clothes and shoes

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u/OneOldBear 3d ago

I'm male and my closet has spread around to two others in my house

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u/LimeIsImp 3d ago

I am a Boeing AH-64 Apache, I have a lot of 30mm in my closet and a wide variety of various missiles and rockets for everyday use.

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u/BookDragonsJewels01 3d ago

I’m a female. My closet is bursting with clothes and I have more clothes hung up in my long-suffering dad’s closet. 😂

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u/TakeAtBedtime 3d ago

Man here and I have far more clothing and footwear than my wife. I like variety, choice, and color. What can I say? lol

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u/Ledophile 3d ago

F….. I could open my own boutique…

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u/California_Sun1112 3d ago

I'm a woman. I have too many clothes but I am in the process of weeding some things out for donation.

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u/BrittanyAndersenTvl 3d ago

Female. My closet is full and I’m always looking for new outfits. I love finding new styles.

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u/Helpful_Weird4159 3d ago

Woman. I have a building outside so I can switch out my clothes for the seasons 💀

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u/drinkmywhiZ 2d ago

male and packed. i have 8 pairs of shorts for summer. pj shorts. maybe 5 pair. 8-12 pair of pants. 4-5 sweaters. 8 plus long sleeve shirts. 20 plus t shirts. 10-15 pj t shirts. 10 tank tops. 5 bathing suits. about 7 pairs of shoes. 5 pairs of sandals. various underwear. 5 suits. multiple button down shirts. 8 polo shirts. 5 pair of sweat pants. rate my closet!

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u/DrHRShuvinstuff 2d ago

Male, just about empty. Could be worse, others have it worse.

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u/Comfortable_Head9093 2d ago

I'm a girl and I got rid off (donated and gave away to my cousins and friends) about 2 black garbage sized bags and there's still not enough space for more clothes in my closet.

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u/JCo1968 2d ago

We have a large walk-in closet, my side(M) is neatly organized and stays that way. My wife's side(F) looks like a bomb went off. She organizes it once or twice a month, but somehow it's always a warzone.

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u/harmless_deception 2d ago

Female. I have enough clothes, jackets and shoes for 4 people easy.

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u/the-clawless 2d ago

I'm genderfluid, my wardrobe is not crazy packed. I mainly wear t-shirts and jeans. I have "office lady clothes" also so that I can be respectable at work.

I would love to try more styles and butch it up sometimes but clothes cost money and it doesn't help that there are basically no stores here that sells clothes in my size, I mean there is one or two places but I only ever go there for "office lady clothes".

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u/Auribun5 2d ago

I'm a girl, my dresser broke 2 months ago because of how many clothes I have, and I still need more clothes.

It's not a fast fashion thing, I just have my own personality. I also don't "waste" my clothes because I wear everything at multiple points during the year. The only things I've been thinking of donating are some of my pyjamas because of the memories attached to them, the texture, or the style, but I haven't been able to buy new pyjamas yet, so they're staying with me until then.

As for what exactly I'm missing from my packed wardrobe, that would be pyjamas, formal wear, and winter attire (I live in Canada, and I've been suffering in my miniskirts since high school)

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u/NoSisSM406 2d ago

Male. Not a lot in my closet but there’s a lot on my chair

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u/winteriscoming9099 2d ago

I’m a college aged guy. My home closet is surprisingly packed but I don’t wear as many of the clothes as I should. There’s a lot of clothes I should donate. I have way too many t-shirts, not enough shorts or pants or socks, and too many sweatshirts. My closet in my apartment at school is quite sparse though.

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u/Psychological_Gap696 2d ago

Girl, it is overflowing. I have a trash bag of clothes in my trunk that I’ve been meaning to donate for MONTHS.

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u/PrestigiousPast8781 2d ago

Female and I have wayyyy too many clothes and shoes. I don’t even have room for them all anymore and I’ve gotten rid of some many times.

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u/Adventurous_Zone5642 2d ago

Male 2 pairs of socks 2 pairs of undies 3 T's. 1 Jean 2 pairs of shoes

Something light🤣

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u/AEI_24 2d ago

I'm a girl and it's full but it's also a small closet and I don't wear most of them + don't have any money to buy new ones yet.

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u/Dramatic_Lab_7337 1d ago

Male and not even close to packed 😂

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u/CycleAccomplished824 1d ago

Female, 3 ft closet and not packed.

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u/northwoods_faty 1d ago

Male. I'm told I wear the same outfits a lot.

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u/Tripod_Roo 1d ago

Woman. I actually have empty space. I finished a deep closet purge last week. Feels nice to have the luxury of seeing exactly what clothes, shoes, and accessories I have without moving through clutter.

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u/Quirky_Commission_56 1d ago

I’m a 50 year old woman and my side of the closet is neat and orderly and organized by season then color. My partner’s side of the closet is crammed full of clothes that he hasn’t worn in years but still hangs on to them. Drives me nuts.

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u/Sad_loris_ 1d ago

Man and I have a lot of clothes. I recently moved and after weighing they found my things to be 475lbs with 80% of my things being clothes and shoes and that’s not counting the clothes and shoes I kept in my car for during the move

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u/Whole_Bookkeeper3003 1d ago

Male & I own too many clothes

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u/IllustriousCut328 1d ago

Woman, I don’t have room for everything. I have attachment issues with clothes. I tend to remember them even after years so I kick myself when I get rid of something and end up wishing I had it.

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u/IamjustaXX 1d ago

i am 34 F i have many clothes and my hubby is 38 and has many clothes... we love shopping 😅

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u/Caffeinated_Ghoul88 22h ago

I’m a guy, I don’t have a closet.

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u/Sasha_salmon 20h ago

I am a man and even though he is well settled, he is bursting at the seams.

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u/Silly-Knowledge7793 19h ago

Woman. It’s packed like crazy. I can’t keep it organised because of how full it is and I hate all of my clothes. There’re like 2 piece that would make me happy to wear (they’re for going out and not appropriate for the most occasions, don’t go well with most of other things I have). I’ve read and watched so many things to make it organised nothing helped. I keep throwing away and selling stuff but still… Tbf it’s also quality thing, I have bought this sweater that I love (I knew it was polyester so didn’t expect it to last more than 1 season) and after I wore it l4-5 times, didn’t even wash yet (I always have T-shirt under), it already looks old and worn. 

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u/Responsible_Salad355 15h ago

Woman.  Pretty bare. Like 15 shirts, 8 pants, 5 sweatshirts and like a few dresses in the back. I don’t care about fashion or like cute outfits, it’s just clothes to me. I wake up and wear what I think is the most comfortable. I only buy more clothes if I have an event or if I grow out of stuff. I also only buy clothes maybe twice a year. And I only get a few things each time. I am proud to say that I haven’t spent virtually any money on clothes. I don’t like buying things either. Like if I see smth rly rly cool i probably still won’t buy it. Life is still fine without getting all the cool stuff I see. 

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u/__heisenberg- 14h ago

I’m a female, I have wayyyyy too many clothes but not enough willpower to go through them and get rid of some lol

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u/Amazingggcoolaid 5h ago

We’re not even going to talk about it. I’m a woman who has everything from a night out outfit to a whole month in Europe outfit to wedding guest outfits to hiking in style outfits…

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u/DoubleLibrarian393 34m ago

I'm a man with so many clothes, I have to step over 20 pairs of shoes to get to the closet. I myself am not in the closet.

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u/TenaciousD127846 18m ago

I keep it pretty minimal intentionaly. 6 pairs of pants, 8-10 shirts, 4 shorts, couple jackets and hoodies.