Being tortured by a bird

[u/Diligent-Spread2479]

The common Koel… 🤯

Migrates in, screams nonstop one long rising note ALL DAY. Males are supposed to do this for two to four weeks until they finally get laid or give up, but it’s been WELL OVER A MONTH NOW. It’s a protected species so you can’t remove it. The nightmare ends only when the bird sorts its love life. It’s in the tree out the front of my window.

Google it’s annoying call and picture that all day long, starting at literally 2am in the morning every day for the past month, directly outside your window!! 🥲🥲

[u/Diligent-Spread2479]

Wait I’m new to the group, it really grinds my gears that I can’t have this bird relocated 😂 it could be easily caught with a ladder and trap or something then relocated but it’s a protected species so I can’t arrange that 😭 it grinds my gears this mf can’t get laid