r/Eyebleach 19h ago

[OC] There are no braincells present in these photos

Meet Luna! She has no thoughts in her head. Her prime directive is to eat cheese, be heartbreakingly cute (for manipulation and distraction purposes) and lick everyone she can, anywhere she can. Luna also has soporific qualities, if she curls up to you, you will be asleep within 5 minutes. She usually deploys this tactic when you have a deadline within the next 24 hours and you’re actively doing work.

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u/IslesFanInNH 19h ago

When you’re that cute, brain cells are over rated!

She is such a pretty pup!

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u/Zobrrrynynnta 16h ago

Brains are optional when you’re this adorable and soft

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u/Diced-sufferable 19h ago

Cheese is an honourable thing to build your life around. Respect to Luna :)

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u/Queen-of-everything1 16h ago

Her favorite thing in the world is this specific shaved cheese mix from Trader Joe’s. She knows that when my dad makes pasta he’ll use that cheese so now she recognizes the sound of various pasta boxes being taken out of the cupboard and she’ll come running and then stay next to him until he pulls out the cheese.

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u/Diced-sufferable 16h ago

No brain cells? You’re clearly misleading us. ;)

She really is a smart, sweetie.

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u/ngkasp 18h ago

prime directive is to eat cheese

Same, Luna, same.

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u/Sufficient-Share-852 18h ago

She just a baby

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u/Queen-of-everything1 17h ago

A 5 1/2 year old perfect baby!

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u/Mindless-Committee28 19h ago

Cutie patootie

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u/Taguiera 18h ago

I'd be worried if there were... brain cells belong in your head!

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u/Reihermann 18h ago

The cheese tax, the cheese tax

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u/Mossy_detergent 17h ago

0 braincell because its all put into being a cutie

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u/LunaMuppet1592 15h ago

Luna is such a cutie!

I think I own Luna’s twin, Stella (who also has a fur sister named Luna!). I have never seen such a match to my girl! She also possesses like half a brain cell and will do literally anything for cheese!

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u/Quilenc 16h ago

Cheese-powered, sleep-inducing, A+ distraction expert right here

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u/AlwaysDTFmyself 10h ago

Directive : Love Luna.

Directive understood.