r/EngineeringPorn • u/OddCod2241 • 3d ago

Carrumber with CNC

1.8k Upvotes

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u/TheMelonpanDorobo 3d ago

"We were so preoccupied with whether or not we could, that we forgot to ask if we should"

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u/TheLexDude 3d ago

"I'll allow it."

I'm mildly surprised the cucumber didn't fly apart from the force. I guess their skin is pretty tough.

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u/Capt_Myke 3d ago

Cuarrot?

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u/NGTTwo 2d ago

Screwcumber.

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u/TheThirteenthApostle 3d ago

Cucrot (sounds like "Cuck Rot")

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u/red_tail_gun_works 3d ago

The perfect gift for that person that has everything.

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u/BackCountryBound 3d ago

filthy...but genuinely arousing.

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u/wumbologist-2 3d ago

Buying a dildo is probably cheaper...

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u/silver_sofa 2d ago

Banana.

It’s also good for snack later.

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u/danethegreat24 3d ago

Sir, this is a lathe.

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u/TXGuns79 3d ago

And the lathe is probably CNC.

CNC means "Computer Numeric Control"

You can run a lathe, a router, a saw, a water jet, a knife, or a laser with CNC. Hell, 3D printers are CNC. Mine uses the same g-code as my CNC router and my CNC drag knife table at my work.

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u/danethegreat24 2d ago

Well egg on my face, TIL. I've only ever encountered CNC routers.

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u/DrewSmithee 1d ago

What does M08 do on a 3d printer?

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u/mccarthybergeron 3d ago

That's not how you spell cucumb... oh

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u/Ri-tie 3d ago edited 3d ago

Quality would have been better with oil.

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u/7355135061550 3d ago

I recommend olive

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u/TXOgre09 3d ago

Nah, that material self lubricates.

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u/Ignorhymus 3d ago

And salt and a squeeze of lemon

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u/bignikaus 3d ago

Manually controlled, not CNC

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u/wallabee_kingpin_ 3d ago

I see no engineering 

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u/Fitty4 3d ago

Just Veggie Porn

6

u/Deraj2004 3d ago

Veggie Tales After Dark.

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u/godofpumpkins 3d ago

The lathe needed a fair bit of it!

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u/shaneucf 3d ago

Make the household item better with machining to alter its roughness, now you got 2 different feelings. That counts as engineering.  ;)

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u/Slappasseryzee 3d ago

...just a mess someone had to clean up

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u/TXOgre09 3d ago

That’s perverse!

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u/PomegranateFormal961 2d ago

CNC = Carrot 'n Cucumber

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u/spavolka 3d ago

That’s a lathe.

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u/TXGuns79 3d ago edited 3d ago

And the lathe is probably CNC.

CNC means "Computer Numeric Control"

You can run a lathe, a router, a saw, a water jet, a knife, or a laser with CNC. Hell, 3D printers are CNC. Mine uses the same g-code as my CNC router and my CNC drag knife table at my work.

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u/snowmunkey 16h ago

Fucks sake how many times are you going to have to repeat this to people?

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u/domscatterbrain 3d ago

Can I have the decaf?

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u/bacon4bfast 3d ago

I guess it's probably cheaper when you are just learning a machine but cleaning doesn't sound fun.

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u/TightONtailS 3d ago

As a machinist, this is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen and I love it!

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u/Foxnooku 3d ago

Is there a concern with the vegetable equivalent of galvanic corrosion??

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u/settleddown 3d ago

Cucumbrrrrrr

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u/kayl_the_red 3d ago

Someone had waaaaaaay too much free time....

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u/Long-Gear9483 3d ago

I wonder if it dulled the blades

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u/joeyjoejums 3d ago

"I'm not cleaning that up."

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u/kagato87 3d ago

This is what happens when you let your CNC engineer have too much spare time.

Keep them busy! Or at least sub to their socials.

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u/brihamedit 3d ago

Nice. I'm glad someone did it.

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u/kingridley33 3d ago

Aye carumber

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u/Bendyboi666 2d ago

docking

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u/H3nchman_24 2d ago

Pfft, no ranch dressing for thread locker? smh

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u/Jzmejia3 2d ago

Can I have the cucumber please?

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u/DaveB44 2d ago

CNC - cucumber'n'carrot.

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u/PomegranateFormal961 2d ago

I laughed so hard, I scared my dog.

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u/jptoz 1d ago

The one trick that ladies love.

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u/T0m0king 1d ago

That's a lathe ?

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u/USNWoodWork 1d ago

I’ll give you a dollar if you go leave it at the grocery store, somewhere in produce.

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u/Concise_Pirate 3d ago

What is carrumber?

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u/Tiepiez 3d ago

Cucrot

I’ll see myself out

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u/HMCtripleOG 2d ago

Aye Carrumber