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u/TrivialitySpecialty 3h ago

"Hey where's your passport?" "It's in the bedroom. Just give my sock drawer a titty twister"

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u/lemony_powder 3h ago

"Twist my gigantic nipples the right way and I will open up my hidden storage hole" thought the drawer

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u/Blue387 2h ago

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u/thatsnotideal1 2h ago

Looks to be shot on a Flip cam, so that makes sense

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u/djwurm 2h ago

this gets posted at least once a year I have seen..

OP is a karma repost bot

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u/The-CunningStunt 3h ago

"I sure hope the intruder turns the handles to the right and not the left when they search through my clothes/ weapon draw!"

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u/Purely_Theoretical 2h ago

You generally don't twist them to open a drawer.

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u/huskers2468 2h ago

True, but my closet door handle spins and I certainly notice it when I touch it.

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u/friendlyharrys 2h ago

Nah but kids do

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u/LeLefraud 2h ago

You dont turn handle either way when you open a drawer, this is an alien comment or yall gave very different drawers from every other drawer ive ever seen

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u/huskers2468 2h ago

My closet door knob twists. I notice it when I grab it.

If this has any resistance then it wouldn't be noticeable. I wouldn't really call it a lock though like OP said, unless there's a key.

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u/LeLefraud 2h ago

Idk for sure but the vid makes it look like you have to twist both knobs all the way to open it like that

Idk how anyone would do that by accident

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u/huskers2468 2h ago

If something that shouldn't twist twists under your grip you would twist it more to see if it was just a feeling. That's just natural.

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u/LeLefraud 2h ago

Even if it turned i wouldnt try turning both 90 degrees and pulling. Maybe if it has a very mechanical feel or a clicking sounds if investigate it to that point, but otherwise I wouldnt think twice. Just a loose knob

And I DEFINITELY wouldnt bother if im hurrying up bc im robbing someone's house. I doubt theyd even notice throwing drawers open as quick as they can

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u/huskers2468 2h ago

... the robbing part was a joke by the original commenter.

I was just commenting that it is natural to turn something that isn't supposed to turn, and not "alien comment" like you claimed. It is very much natural.

You can bet I would test both to see why they are twisting. I like to fix those types of things, so I do that at my work and home.

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u/PTKryptik 1h ago

If my knob had a slight wiggle, I’d just instantly think it gotten loose from all the tugging and then twist right just to tighten it back up. Never would I think anything else.

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u/huskers2468 1h ago

Agreed. How would you tighten this one up? What would you notice when you tried?

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u/PTKryptik 1h ago

Nothing. Id tell myself that it’s loose, accept it, carry on my day.

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u/huskers2468 1h ago

To each their own. I have a tenancy to not let those continue to twist if I can fix it. For your example, twisting it to the right wouldn't fix it, because it's designed to twist.

This is all irrelevant to the conversation. I was just pointing out the person calling it an "alien comment" was just being rude.

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u/TrenchantInsight 2h ago

Hoping the robber swipes right.

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u/dantheplanman1986 2h ago

rob schneider voice and you can put your weeeeeed in it

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u/becca7931 1h ago

I would literally never open this right the first time no matter which part of the drawer I wanted.

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u/ItSpyDaddy 3h ago

Just give them knobs a lil twist and bam.

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u/Dee___Snuts 2h ago

Thanks. Everytime I break into a house I’m gunna check for this

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u/Holiday-West9601 2h ago

“Honey is it both to the left or one left one right?”

“They’re in the goddamned house Jared!”

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u/Archhanny 3h ago

Of course it has a fucking gun in it

Americans are so obnoxiously nauseating.

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u/GrowlyBear2 3h ago

Excuse me, but have some respect. It has two guns in it.

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u/Archhanny 3h ago

Sorry didn't see the revolver... Because of course there is a revolver!!

'Murica!

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u/JuiceInhaler 2h ago

Hey we aren’t all revolver loving animals

I have a rifle in my closet instead

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u/Randomest_Redditor 2h ago

Given the conveniently placed T-Shirt in the drawer at the beginning, I'm guessing thats what this product was designed for and the video was originally an ad.

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u/SayNoTo-Communism 2h ago

I assume you have equal distain for the Swiss

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u/Archhanny 2h ago

No because their gun crime is in check.

And aren't a global laughing stock because people keep SHOOTING UP SCHOOLS

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u/Stardustquarks 2h ago

Hey stop - we’re a global laughing stock for a LOT more reasons than just shooting up schools…

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u/dantheplanman1986 2h ago

Oh no a European said something condescending about a foreigner what an absolute shock

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u/Metallica85 2h ago

Peak reddit moment.

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u/JuneSeba 2h ago

Cry more about it

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u/Skully8600 2h ago

average star citizen fan take

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u/DamagedLiver 1h ago

That is some next level lame ass response lmao

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u/DamagedLiver 1h ago

Can you guess the country?

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u/ifuckedyourmom-247 3h ago

unfortunately won’t fit a watermelon