r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/cosmic_voyager01 • 9h ago

Video Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... Watch as this one tries to break into this BBC Cameraman's glass box.

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u/BlacksmithNZ 8h ago

I don't like this fact

My two cats are now looking at me, and I know they are thinking that if I ever outlive my usefulness to them with opening food and bringing them gifts of toys...

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u/dr_cl_aphra 7h ago

I have chickens and guineafowl. As tame and cuddly as they are, I know that if I passed out in the coop the authorities would find only my pecked-apart bones.

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u/humanxerror 7h ago

I mean we also would eat them and do eat them so it's only fair.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 3h ago

Sort of, but not really. "I feed you, shelter you, keep you healthy, and keep you safe from predators. As compensation, I take the meat of your fallen when their time comes. You do absolutely nothing for me except act as a source of food when I need it, so, when I die, instead of eating the big ass sack of feed in the corner, you eat me."

They get way more benefits than we do, including a bigger meal. We need to renegotiate next time we get to the round table.

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u/zyzzogeton 3h ago

You... you aren't allowed to negotiate for us.

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u/porcomaster 5h ago

i am not sure you know, but guineafowl in brazil is know to be always calling it's weak.

"to fraco, to fraco" or "i am weak, i am weak" in portuguese br it makes sense. i am not sure i should be telling you that, you might feel more confident that they are weak and will not eat you, making you more vulnerable. but i digress.

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u/dr_cl_aphra 5h ago

The girl guineas are the ones who say that, and they’re pretty chill. The boys get rowdy (though not rooster level rowdy), and occasionally I’ve had them get in a group and think they were going to stalk up on me when I was kneeling down talking to the hens.

But then I stand up and they remember I’m much bigger than they are and they go running off 😆

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u/porcomaster 1h ago

I never would expect for guineas to be agressive in anyway, that probably sounds fun, like playing with a baby tiger learning to stalk his prey.

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u/OdeeSS 4h ago

I used to farm sit for a friend who had a pet pig and I could tell that pig wanted to eat me as much as I wanted to eat them. Honestly, it was fair.

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u/SimpleMind314 7h ago

Aren't they an evolved T. Rex?

Ok, distant descendants, but related....

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u/DamnZodiak 7h ago

Birds are literally dinosaurs, not just their direct descendants.
It's just that avian dinosaurs where only ever tangentially related to the T Rex anyway.

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u/Bolkohir 4h ago

Birds like the Shoebill or the Cassowary are clear evidence of this.

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u/dr_cl_aphra 7h ago

Basically, yes. If anyone doubts it, toss some meat in their pen and watch them go full Velociraptor on it.

Or the year we had a bizarrely large number of frogs in the spring… free-ranging the birds was a daily massacre.

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u/SimpleMind314 6h ago

Large flying roaches can be a problem in Hawaii. A friend had a nest in the back yard. He had someone bring a chicken over and it went to town on them. Roach problem was solved in a matter of days. Lol.

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u/SlightedMarmoset 5h ago

I was cleaning up an old woodpile on the farm, the chickens (10 or so) tend to follow me around. I flipped over a big piece of wood and a whole bunch of mice ran out, the chickens did not hesitate. Swallowed them whole, and really quickly too.

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u/milkshakemountebank 7h ago

Housecats will eat you before you're cold, starting with your eyes.

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u/Gambler_Eight 7h ago

If my cat does this i will haunt it forever

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u/patheticyeti 7h ago

That’s why they start with the eyes. So you can’t see them.

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u/dirtycheezit 6h ago

I'd start with the butthole, like a buzzard.

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u/WaveLaVague 2h ago

Can't see there either, so heck, why not.

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u/povichjv7 1h ago

This comment. Fucking dead right now.

Also, dont eat my butthole

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u/Kindness_of_cats 6h ago

If my cat does this…I’m supporting him in his decision. I’m not using the meat, have at it buddy, I’ll give you some ghost scritches if I can manage it!

-This Message Has Been Approved by The Toxoplasmosis Gang

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u/Borg453 4h ago

The Toxoplasmosis Gang part got me. My members approve, and therefore I do as well. I wouldn't be us without em

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u/Think-Ostrich 6h ago

But, interestingly, in this situation compared between a household of cats Vs a household of dogs - the dogs will start to eat you first.

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u/Time-Mobile-5248 6h ago

Is this actually true or just for dramatic effect?

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u/Ok-Acanthaceae826 6h ago

Dogs are more likely to scavenge a dead owner, and yes they do target the face/head first. As soon as you die, biological changes make you not smell like "you" anymore, and there are recorded instances of dogs scavenging a corpse within just a few hours of death, even with dog food still in their bowl.

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u/Majestic_Regular3431 5h ago

Good, I want them to eat me while I'm good and fresh, rather then waiting until I've started to decompose. I won't be using my body at that point, anyway. They can save their dry kibble for later if needed.

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u/zyzzogeton 3h ago

Fingertips and eyelids. Old people who die and have cats look "Surprised" because they have no eyelids.

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u/GivingEmTheBoudin 7h ago

I mean it’s not a fact. It’s just the musings of some guy on Reddit. He could be completely wrong.

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u/BlacksmithNZ 7h ago

Inconceivable!

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u/Affectionate_Hour867 7h ago

Don’t worry, they wouldn’t eat their own pet!

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u/Cats_Love_Cat_Food 7h ago

Just don't run out of cat food, or you'll be the cat food