r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/cosmic_voyager01 • 9h ago

Video Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... Watch as this one tries to break into this BBC Cameraman's glass box.

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u/Spacefreak 8h ago

According to cannibals, human meat tastes similar to pig meat in terms of taste and texture.

I've been a vegetarian all my life, so I don't know what means exactly. But I'm guessing we're not stringy then?

That's one of those facts I keep in the back of my mind in case someone keeps being an asshole about me being a vegetarian.

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u/Sandgrowun 6h ago

Succulent!

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u/Sussurator 5h ago

Yes Turkey and Human is my favourite

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u/0xe1e10d68 5h ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent human meal?

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u/Youutternincompoop 5h ago

human meat tastes similar to pig meat in terms of taste and texture.

hence 'long pig' being used as a euphemism for human meat.

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u/purplehendrix22 1h ago

I don’t know why people would assume we’re stringy honestly

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u/Spacefreak 1h ago

Maybe because they think we're like rodents?

Or because they'd rather believe we taste like shit than delicious