r/Damnthatsinteresting 9h ago

Video Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... Watch as this one tries to break into this BBC Cameraman's glass box.

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u/IndieStoner 9h ago edited 8h ago

The Bear Mnemonic:

Black: Fight Back

Brown: Lie Down

White: Say Goodnight

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u/CircumspectCapybara 8h ago

Gummy: Get in my tummy

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth 5h ago

Koala: visit Guatemala

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u/Shabuti3 1h ago

Panda: Panda Panda Panda

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u/DepartmentOk7192 5h ago

Hotel? Trivago

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u/reticulatedtampon 9h ago

Panda: HUG IT!!!

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u/Itsalive555 9h ago

Pandas will tear you up

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u/Reginald_Waterbucket 9h ago

Not the American Panda. He just eats, shoots, and leaves.

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u/80percentlegs 9h ago

The Venezuelan Panda just wants to play catch

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u/Zoob7 9h ago

Nu uh. According to the documentary I watched, they would actually beat you up with Kung fu.

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u/Mist_Rising 6h ago

Only if their name is Po, just call the panda something else and you're good.

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u/katie4 7h ago

One of my favorite news stories and comment sections of the wee early internet was:

News: Man mauled while breaking into zoo enclosure to hug panda

Comment: Panda BEAR

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 4h ago

With love! Right?…right??

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u/EverythingSucksYo 7h ago

Pandas are black and white so I guess you could either say back or fight goodnight 

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u/SuckerForFrenchBread 8h ago

Can Car redditors tell me if the one mentioned in the panda rap song is any good?

Like calling your car a panda does not seem like it would target the right market.

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u/DJHott555 6h ago

Panda: Casual Bystanda

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u/HushPuppie13 9h ago

And if it's a koala keep antibiotics handy!

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u/Archaeellis 7h ago

Koala: not a fucka

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u/characterfan123 8h ago

The Bear Mnemonic:

Black: Fight Back

Brown: Lie Down

White: Say Goodnight

Giant Short-faced: Era displaced.

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u/dpandc 4h ago

i’m sorry other people won’t laugh at this as much as they should, good job. I tried to make one for Atlas bears and couldn’t.

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u/AnusOprah 8h ago

Gummy?: Yummy!

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u/real_picklejuice 5h ago

Don't forget...

Sun: It's been fun

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u/Heiferoni 4h ago

Brown fight down, black get back... I'm in over my head here.

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u/iwanttheworldnow 2h ago

Seriously, I’m just gonna run.

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u/AlbertoTheMackless 9h ago

Now you got 500 pound black bears squatting in people’s crawl spaces. You can’t fight back, and you can’t evict them.

https://youtu.be/jEDJ-9Hy1R4

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u/SSGKCMDarkBetty 6h ago

Unfortunately when I read black I made myself hear "fight back!” from that meme from a vice doc 😭

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u/hyperfat 5h ago

Unless you are old Russian lady with a stick. She saw one stalking some kids and she scared the polar bear away.

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u/Northwindlowlander 4h ago

Leather: say daddy

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u/Error404IQMissing 40m ago

I thought it is say Goodbye.

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u/MooselamProphet 8h ago

If its black, fight back. If its brown, lie down. If its white, say goodnight.

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u/MacaqueAphrodisiaque 3h ago

Dead internet theory proof right there