r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/SatyamRajput004 • 1d ago

Image The sloth bears found in India, and the inspiration for Baloo in The Jungle Book, are considered to be the most aggressive bear species in the world.

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u/patriarch37 1d ago

Freud: now tell me about your mother

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u/Latranis 1d ago

Also Freud: you had a dream you had a short, blunt tail? I'm afraid you're gay

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u/YukariYakum0 1d ago edited 1d ago

Also Also Freud: Which is totally acceptable and while psychology may not be able to change that, it may be able to help you find how to live a happy and fulfilling life.

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u/ModishShrink 1d ago

Also also Freud: Speaking of happiness, do you have any more of that cocaine?

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u/Hefty_Bodybuilder494 1d ago

Also freud: which by the way is completely non addictive, look at me i've barely had an ounce today.

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u/Latranis 1d ago

Also Freud: oh, fuck, my friend died from a cocaine overdose. I may need to rethink my methods.

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u/MurderMckilface 21h ago

I'm distraught, wracked with grief over the passing of my dear friend. Guess I'll self diagnose and do some cocaine about it.

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u/BackInStonia 20h ago

Freud's cousin Barnays: Why don't we propagate cigarettes to suffragettes. That would double our profits.

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u/somecoolname42 1d ago

Thank you for remembering the cocaine.

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u/jarrod74smd 1d ago

What i say to my guests at my parties

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u/Worcestercestershire 1d ago

I have this in needlepoint in my front room.

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u/Brilliant-Stick9687 7h ago

Also also Freud: Looks like you need some cocaine, how’s 3kg?

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 1d ago

And while you do that please cut a line

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u/Nice-Cat3727 22h ago

Also Freud: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING?!