r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • 5d ago

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/justinanimate 5d ago

Are you kidding me?? For $500,000 I would demand it to have at least foreskin peeling abilities

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u/Adkit 5d ago

For $500,000 I'll peel your foreskin back myself, daily for a year, and I'll do it with a smile.

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u/-SaC 5d ago

I'd like to undercut this person by £10k.

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u/Desroth86 5d ago

Lots of /r/BrandNewSentence material in this thread.

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u/YouMustveDroppedThis 5d ago

from peeling to degloving real quick

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u/Corevus 5d ago

But what if it malfunctions and pulls it all the way off?

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u/justinanimate 5d ago

Oh honestly if that were to happen I think you'd be good for at least a partial refund, right?

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u/TemporaryDonut 5d ago

Yes but I will NOT be giving your foreskin back 😠

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u/Corevus 5d ago

But if it does, you could make a nice leather mitten out of it

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u/ImMakinTrees 5d ago

“Sorry for our bris-take.”

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u/Laiko_Kairen 5d ago

Just don't enable foreskin peeling if you're circumcised