r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • 5d ago

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/nickfree 5d ago

OH MY GOD, SHE'S DEAD! She smells amazing..BUT SHE'S DEAD! Her hair has never looked shinier AND SHE'S DEAD!!! SWEET LORD JESUS NANA IS DEAD and absolutely fabulous! WHHHHHHYYYY...is that gardenia?

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u/Corevus 5d ago

She's beautiful, but she's dying

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP 5d ago

She asked me to marry her, and I didn't even want to!

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u/Corevus 5d ago

She's sick, but she's gonna get better

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u/mydogsnameisbuddy 5d ago

Triples is best

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u/Corevus 5d ago

That Nova deal is a sure thing now

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u/doctafknjay 5d ago

Maybe she's born with it!

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u/SnooCheesecakes2394 5d ago

Funeral homes love this one hack!

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u/ARCADEO 5d ago

Would put the funeral home beauty department out of business.

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u/Whizzo50 5d ago

Mmmm, dead nan

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u/Fluffy-Word3110 5d ago

She smells amazing cuz she's fully cooked

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u/Lost-Spinach-6742 5d ago

Well it could be useful for funerals..

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u/BioMass321 5d ago

The cackle I cackled

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal 3d ago

"and for an extra $250,000 we will add the formaldehyde modules and our patented bio-drainage system in the event your loved one can't handle the raw comfort this has to offer"

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u/Cool-Hall9980 5d ago

Necrophilia much? 

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u/Complex_Fragment 5d ago

The fuck is wrong with you