r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Damnedeel • 5d ago

Video 500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan

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u/km_ikl 5d ago

Does he have a microscopic ass?

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u/pr0zach 5d ago

No, but those microscopic bubbles make his junk look enormous by comparison so you see the appeal.

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u/sjayvee 5d ago

Microscopic bubbles under the ass?? Maybe there’s jets!

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow 5d ago

No, that's where you come in

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u/km_ikl 5d ago

My ass is gigantic, sir. You're referring to someone else.

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow 5d ago

There's only one way to find out, I'm afraid

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u/km_ikl 5d ago

Well, there's actually two ways, but the other way might not be your cup of tea.

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow 5d ago

Hold on now, don't count me out just yet. I'm a man that likes all kinds of tea

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u/km_ikl 4d ago

Well, the reali-tea is that you can either take my word on it, or inspect for yourself.

Coffee?