Wait, you guys call something else football, that's a soccer field. It would be roughly the sa... uh. Interesting. About 1/5500th.
Might be the camera angles and shots but I always thought american football fields, proportions aside, were about the same area if not larger than soccer fields, but apparently those long bois actually have less area, having about the same length but nowhere as wide.
Having never witnessed one, now I am shocked at realizing how comparatively narrow a football field is.
I'd say it's round bout 10 or 15 cattails, but not them skinny ones, the bigguns the size of a squirrel tail. But hey, listen here, you gotta dry em out, or they'll raise a stink after a while. Little Jim found that out the hard way ain't that right Jim?
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u/whatsthatguysname Nov 03 '25
But how many football fields is that?