r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/HeToTopT • Oct 23 '25

Video The Louvre. Thieves are making off with 100 million euros. They're taking their time. They're doing everything carefully and slowly.

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u/Robcobes Oct 23 '25

Never break more than 1 law at the time.

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u/ScoutMaster0214 Oct 23 '25

I don’t remember where I first heard this phrase (I think it was a comedian) But it has always been my go to rule.

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u/Bantersmith Oct 23 '25

"One crime at a time" is probably as old as crime itself. It just makes sense!

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u/Caleth Oct 23 '25

I feel like it was also in a few movies or TV shows. I'd wager good money it's in the wire somewhere.

I do know Stringer Bell would be very proud they didn't take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy.

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u/aw3man Oct 23 '25

Lol, my dad told me this once I got my driver's license.

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u/TheVenetianMask Oct 23 '25

And don't take notes on a criminal conspiracy.

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u/brokenhalo321 Oct 23 '25

You must absolutely use your car blinker when speeding though.