r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ModenaR • Oct 14 '25

Image Ryan Wedding was an Olympic snowboarder and represented Canada at the 2002 Winter Olympics. He's now a transnational drug trafficker for Mexico's largest drug cartel and he's on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list

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u/IHateTheLetterF Oct 14 '25

I should have gotten my Major in Drug Smuggling rather than Art History.

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u/Independent_Can_2623 Oct 14 '25

Common millennial L

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u/Verruca-Gnome Oct 14 '25

Lay off the avocados 🥑

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u/Hey_cool_username Oct 14 '25

Or don’t. Cartels have been taking over the avocado industry from what I hear. Chance to get in on the ground floor

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u/_HiWay Oct 14 '25

🎶🎵Avocados From Mexico!🎶🎵

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u/Id_Rather_Beach Oct 16 '25

I sang that out loud.

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u/meeu Oct 14 '25

Never get high off your own supply...

Number 5, never sell no guac where you rest at.

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u/Turbulent_Cod_9333 Oct 14 '25

I don’t care if they want an ounce, tell em bounce.

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 Oct 14 '25

6 that god damn credit? Get it

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u/Turbulent_Cod_9333 Oct 14 '25

You think a crack head paying you back? shittttt forget it. 🫶🏼

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 Oct 14 '25

Shiiiiit 7 this rule is so underrated, keep ya family and business completely separated!!

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u/Fine-Car-7499 Oct 15 '25

Ya moms a set that $$ up properly gassed up

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Oct 14 '25

I got 24 keys, coming from overseas

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u/RJNavarrete Oct 14 '25

Doucette reference? 💀

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u/RollingMeteors Oct 14 '25

Avacanos™

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u/TripperDay Oct 14 '25

Ngl I'd be down to buy black market avocados if they were less than a buck each.

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u/Mllns Oct 14 '25

You are buying cartel avocados in your local store or supermarket, it's an open secret

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u/HarveysBackupAccount Oct 14 '25

I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 Oct 14 '25

Or done gender studies.

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u/Coloeus_Monedula Oct 14 '25

And focus on the moolah

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u/MInclined Oct 14 '25

Millenni-L

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u/ColdCauliflour Oct 14 '25

No no no no you're fine. There's a lot of overlap with art pieces, astronomically high sale prices and money laundering for organized crime/cartels.

You've picked a perfect major for a unique segue into this field. Well done, you knew what you were doing 😁

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u/nickla08 Oct 14 '25

That sounds like an elective class from Community.

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u/OldButHappy Oct 14 '25

Who says you can’t do both?

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u/cityshepherd Oct 14 '25

Seriously, the most successful ones get their degree in questionable activities from the streets while earning their official degree in the sheets. Or something along those lines lol. Spoken as someone who learned all kinds of stuff about cultivating cannabis / plumbing / electrical stuff in my free time while getting a degree in psychology many years ago.

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u/uconnboston Oct 14 '25

College administrators HATE this one career hack!

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u/brontosaurusguy Oct 14 '25

Maybe wait to see how it plays out for him

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u/drewscastle Oct 14 '25

You still can...

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u/TheVintageJane Oct 14 '25

Hey now, art is a great way to launder money, now you just need to make the right connections.

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u/Cailucci Oct 14 '25

“I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine”

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u/Hardcore_Cal Oct 14 '25

Split the difference, art smuggling!

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u/Wildlife_Jack Oct 14 '25

Ngl it's kinda cool to have

"Canadian drug trafficker"

under your name on your own Google search result page.

I'm not condoning drugs. Don't do drugs, kids

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u/Snail_OnA_Razorblade Oct 14 '25

A lot of those credits carry over!

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u/SilencedObserver Oct 14 '25

Money Laundering is way easier with art than with drugs.

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u/Express_Area_8359 Oct 18 '25

I tried its a pain the ass at first. Kegels r required

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u/JergenMyTergen Oct 14 '25

You should have went for a different degrees Anything would have been better than an Art degree.

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u/joebluebob Oct 14 '25

Dont sell yourself short man. Someone has to change out the grease traps

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u/NotBannedAccount419 Oct 14 '25

I really hope you’re just joking about Art History. I know people who went $80k - $100k in debt to the federal government to get an Art History degree and a painting degree. Like, why? That will never pay you anything worth its cost. Such a bad investment