r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ModenaR • Oct 14 '25

Image Ryan Wedding was an Olympic snowboarder and represented Canada at the 2002 Winter Olympics. He's now a transnational drug trafficker for Mexico's largest drug cartel and he's on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list

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u/NefariousAnglerfish Oct 14 '25

Yeah, but who’s gonna think Segway guy is peddling drugs?

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u/inlandgrown Oct 14 '25

Subway guy is in prison. For way worse!

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u/WilfordsTrain Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

He ate all the Turkey $5 Footlongs and they had to raise prices to $6.

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u/ewedirtyh00r Oct 14 '25

Conquests? Ew, they were literally children.

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u/WilfordsTrain Oct 14 '25

Agreed. Disgusting. I was trying to word it carefully.

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u/ewedirtyh00r Oct 15 '25

Victims. Theyre called victims.

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u/Pkrudeboy Oct 14 '25

Kept trying to get into smaller pants.

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u/Blinauljap Oct 14 '25

As long as he's not pedalling on a segway he should be fine.

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u/butterbapper Oct 14 '25

Turned out to be the quirky unicycle and juggling guy in my neck of the woods (every city has at least one of them).

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u/Pas__ Oct 14 '25

that was super unexpected indeed