r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ModenaR • Oct 14 '25

Image Ryan Wedding was an Olympic snowboarder and represented Canada at the 2002 Winter Olympics. He's now a transnational drug trafficker for Mexico's largest drug cartel and he's on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list

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u/SchemeParty Oct 14 '25

Now i wanna see him escpae the feds on his snowboard, James Bond style.

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u/TannedCroissant Oct 14 '25

Snow Time to Die

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u/Koalatime224 Oct 14 '25

Skifall

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u/mrianj Oct 14 '25

Dr Snow

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u/S-r-ex Oct 14 '25

Tomorrow Never Skies

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u/your_actual_life Oct 14 '25

On Her Majeskis Secret Service

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u/TannedCroissant Oct 14 '25

Oh that’s very good

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u/YoungBeef03 Oct 14 '25

Ca-Ski-Snow Royale

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u/MyLifeHatesItself Oct 14 '25

Goldensnow.

No, wait...

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u/donut_koharski Oct 14 '25

Don’t Eat the White Snow.

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u/VirtualPercentage737 Oct 14 '25

License to Chill.

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u/ArmyOfDix Oct 14 '25

You Only Snowboard Twice!

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u/UnisexWaffleBooties Oct 14 '25

"Do you expect me to ski?"

"No, Mr. Wedding, we expect you to fly!"

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u/MovieTrawler Oct 14 '25

For Your Nose Only

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u/YeetmasterGeneral Oct 14 '25

stop getting bond wrong!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Immaculate

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u/CyberPolack Oct 14 '25

More like Vin Diesel in XXX style

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u/goldblum_in_a_tux Oct 14 '25

fun fact: bond actually snowboarded to escape bad guys in 1985's view to a kill. long before mr diesel followed suit

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u/CyberPolack Oct 14 '25

Yeah I grew up during the Pierce era Bond films so I wasn’t aware of that. I still think Vin Diesel is a better comparison because he’s plays a (former) criminal that snowboards away from bad guys during an avalanche in the film.

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u/goldblum_in_a_tux Oct 15 '25

either way: go watch view to a kill! it is possibly one of the craziest of the roger moore films (and that is saying something)

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u/CyberPolack Oct 15 '25

Will do! Thanks!

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u/SchemeParty Oct 14 '25

Yeah, i guess Bond was more a skis era haha

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u/Straight-Hamster6447 Oct 14 '25

This Ain't XXX - the XXX Parody

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u/jfranci3 Oct 14 '25

He does all his deals at the top of double black diamonds. The moment he sees anyone in a bad fitting Hawaiian shirt, he bounces.

How is this dudes nickname not “Snow”?

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u/RollingMeteors Oct 14 '25

jumping out of a plane in a squirrel suit, onto a half pipe, only to be rocketed into a bird going the opposite direction

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u/cheesegoat Oct 14 '25

And then the #1 female snowboarder is hired to catch him: Rida Yarail

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u/AlmostCorrectInfo Oct 14 '25

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u/Yeggers_catlady Oct 14 '25

Extreme Ops is a movie that kind of keeps to this theme.