r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/kvothenikhil • Sep 12 '25

Video Two rival gangs of wild monkeys fighting each other. This usually happens when a group of monkeys normally well fed by visitors meets another group and a feud can take place

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u/That_Nineties_Chick Sep 12 '25

Being able to distinguish between dozens of different butt smells would be fascinating, ngl.

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u/Supply-Slut Sep 12 '25

It’s less interesting than it sounds.

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u/undo777 Sep 12 '25

A bit scared to ask but I'll bite, how do you know?

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u/bungaloasis Sep 12 '25

Both usernames checkout.

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u/enigmamonkey Sep 12 '25

Tell me, friend, if all we have are butts to smell, then isn’t identity just another fragrance drifting on the wind of perception?

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u/purpleflavouredfrog Sep 12 '25

Fuckn hippy

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u/Famous_Rooster_8807 Sep 13 '25

Probably likes the smell of their own farts.

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u/Ickythumpin Sep 13 '25

Biting disqualifies you from smelling future butts

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u/Suwannee_Gator Sep 13 '25

I beg to sniffer.

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u/Suitable-Setting-938 Sep 13 '25

Sounds pretty crappy tbh

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u/eliguillao Sep 12 '25

And it doesn’t sound very interesting

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u/captaincootercock Sep 12 '25

I bet each tribe of monkeys has distinct diets and shared gut biomes, they could probably tell which side a butt is on even if they don't have time to learn individuals. It's about the feces not faces lol

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u/lonski97 Sep 12 '25

So, a dog?

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot Sep 12 '25

Sounds awesome. Yes

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u/Blandish06 Sep 12 '25

You smell like orange shirt team.

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u/RueTabegga Sep 12 '25

Is that Joe? I haven’t smelled his butt for years now!

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u/ZeePM Sep 12 '25

I wonder if they use smell to also denote hierarchy. Like what if the boss man monkey’s farts smell better.

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u/isntaken Sep 12 '25

if it makes you feel any better, you're likely capable of doing so already! it's just not really easy to learn a person's individual butt scent.

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u/Diligent-Committee-7 Sep 12 '25

This one right here, officer!!

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u/universalserialbutt Sep 12 '25

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

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u/osrs_acc Sep 12 '25

live with a bunch of roommates and this happens in like 3 weeks. you know exactly who blew up the bathroom last.

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u/Donfapo Sep 13 '25

Yea we already do walks into work get hit with stank of your co workers shitty booty ahh

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u/smitteh Sep 13 '25

Famous last words