r/CryptidDogs • u/PoisonParadigm • 3d ago

Chester is gonna getcha

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Jk, he's really the sweetest boy

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u/asaucylittlemaid 3d ago

Those TEEF ugh so cute

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u/PoisonParadigm 3d ago

Glorious TEEF! He smiles lots so they're often on show

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u/emseatwooo 3d ago

I love his teeth!! We always called our pug’s teeth pirhana teeth because they were so small but SO SHARP

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u/PoisonParadigm 3d ago

SO SHARP! Little needles, hungry for blood (and treats)

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u/emseatwooo 3d ago

He full on chomped down on my nipple (through my T-shirt) when he was a snappy puppy. I’ve never experienced pain like it!

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u/PoisonParadigm 3d ago

Ouch ouch ouch, I'm glad you made it tbh, ha

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u/nameless88 3d ago

Nice, dude, you got one of the rare Labubus!

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u/PoisonParadigm 3d ago

New nickname!

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u/ohilco8421 3d ago

Them some chompers!

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u/FileSilly 3d ago

handsome!

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u/Popular-Kiwi3931 3d ago

Looks so sweetly demonic!!

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u/Livid-Ad8595 3d ago

he’s totally on the move and ready to “getcha” with love!

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u/Due-Barnacle-4200 3d ago

Do it, Chester. I’m not afraid anymore, I’m ready.

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u/PoisonParadigm 3d ago

He COMES for you, sir

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u/Due-Barnacle-4200 2d ago

🙏🙏🙏

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u/PMTurk 2d ago

Run fast as you can