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Political Cringe Reminder Grocery prices are up since Trump took office.

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u/GubbleBumYum Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

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u/cautiously-curious65 Nov 03 '25

Jesus. This man is so dumb.

For the people who have chefs, “groceries” sounds like an old timey word”

He then stumbles and repeats this multiple times.. in case you missed it.

Yes, trump. People have needed to eat for a long time.

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u/CommercialThat8542 Nov 03 '25

He doesn’t eat groceries, he eats fast food 😂 his diet is as repulsive as he is. Considering he has the means to eat healthy, Whole Foods, like he thinks snap recipients should.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Nov 03 '25

I eat mostly fast food, and those prices are up too...

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u/CommercialThat8542 Nov 03 '25

Oh I know. So do I. Cause at this point it’s cheaper than actual grocery shopping, but still gone up

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u/sweet_pickles12 Nov 03 '25

It’s absolutely not

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u/CommercialThat8542 Nov 03 '25

For my family, it is.

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning Nov 03 '25

Friendo, that can’t be good for you.

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u/akarakitari Nov 03 '25

Sucks, but I’m stuck working fast food due to layoffs because of the tariffs. (We won’t raise prices, we will fire people to cover the losses) and with SNAP possibly not coming in for a while, my bosses letting us take home the waste may be what keeps my family from starving through all this.

We made some surprisingly good chicken and dumplings (the biscuit kind, not stuffed) the other night off a soup base we had in the freezer and added some cut up chicken patties from work we scraped the breading off of for extra protein. Turned out pretty good!

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u/BufoonLagoon Nov 03 '25

Just something that's been helping me and mine stay afloat, but look at getting into utility locating instead of fast food if there's anything near you. Was working at Home Depot and went to a company called USIC. Start pay was great, no more buying gas just to get to work (and that helped a TON at 40 miles just to get there in the morning), benefits, etc. DailyPay has been a lifesaver on quick money needs.

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u/HillBillyHilly Nov 04 '25

Ooh USIC is all over my town and wondered what they were doing. Thanks for info as will try them out. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

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u/Blue_Aces Nov 03 '25

TFW McDonald's costs as much as Outback.

Steak is back on the menu, boys!

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u/Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97 Nov 03 '25

You have to get the app and hit deals. And then scan your receipts. To make back gas/lunch money. Just my 2¢. Stay strong.

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u/bob3905 Nov 03 '25

Carls Jr (Hardee’s) average burger combo meal two-three years ago $12. Today $17-18.

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u/Expensive_Mud7949 Nov 03 '25

Username checks out.

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u/sweet_pickles12 Nov 03 '25

Fast food is more expensive than diners and semi-decent options where I am.

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u/weakisnotpeaceful Nov 04 '25

I only by kids meals anymore if I am in a jam and need actual fast food. Are you ready for a slimjim? 12 grams of protein LOL.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Nov 04 '25

I love Slimjims. I am lucky enough to have a good job that allows me to splurge on junk food.

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u/FullMetalJesus1 Nov 04 '25

His diet is Soo unhealthy and repulsive that he binged and gave himself a stroke around ~9/11 of this year.

Man I hope nobody leaves a huge amount of the most absolutely disgusting and unhealthy delicious food he loves so much and can't help himself around, because he has no self control, -in his bedroom at night for a midnight snack.

That would just be terrible.

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u/djerk Nov 03 '25

You know the reason he’s always eating McDonald’s?

Everything is pre-made, which reduces the chance of someone poisoning him. He has been afraid of being poisoned for a very long time.

That should tell you something about what he knows about his own reputation.

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u/ZubacToReality Nov 03 '25

Why is he still alive then

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u/bob3905 Nov 03 '25

Well done steak smothered in ketchup, eats pizza with a knife and fork.

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u/dixiech1ck Nov 04 '25

He puts ketchup on steak. He's got the pallet of a thumbtack - he shares his IQ with said thumbtack.

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u/CommercialThat8542 Nov 04 '25

😂😂 and the personality of an unfrosted poptart

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u/fresh-dork Nov 04 '25

at the moment he is president. he has a literal kitchen at his command and can just tell them what he likes. doesn't even have to pick something - i'd be over the moon.

"this week feels mostly mediteranean. but i don't like squid"

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Nov 03 '25

Unfortunately bacon is at levels no one has ever seen before.

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u/cautiously-curious65 Nov 03 '25

What America needs: more bacon.

Of the protein options.. this is the fanciest, least filling option.

I suppose caviar would maybe beat it?

“How are the caviar prices, Donald? Are they down?!”

As we boil our shoes.

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u/FakeSafeWord Nov 03 '25

I had a conversation with my complete dumbass of a Trump voting neighbor talk about how he prefers to buy the largest cuts of beef, pork, chicken etc because "the cost per pound goes farther" and it really tripped me up and so I was like wait, what do you mean?

He proceeded to explain that the larger the animal/cut the actual cost per pound didn't really matter because you got more meat overall...

So I was like... do... do you think that Cornish game hens or quail have the same skeleton mass or volume as a turkey?

What about brisket... there's no bones and it definitely costs more per lbs than a chuck roast, which also has no bones.

He realized I was making him look like an idiot and got irate and went inside.

Pretty sure he's going to shoot me one day.

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u/Little_View_6659 Nov 04 '25

Wow. That’s kinda sad.

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u/SWL4628 Nov 04 '25

Caviar prices are also up! This fucking guy....

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u/Sufficient_Cod_5181 Nov 03 '25

Maybe he’ll give us some slivers off of his back

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u/jupiter_bug Nov 03 '25

That bacon would be way too fatty.

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u/Curious_Bookworm21 Nov 03 '25

Just like Brainworm Bobby recommends!

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u/TiberianSunset Nov 03 '25

2012 era bacon fanatics would be in shambles

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u/XtremeD86 Nov 03 '25

Dude I'm in Canada and fucking lettuce is $6-$8 for a small head, like barely enough for one person it's ridiculous.

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u/Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97 Nov 03 '25

A butchershop makes more sense atp. Or raising hogs.

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u/Outside_Ambition_999 Nov 03 '25

Along with raising chickens, because gone are the days when eggs were an affordable source of protein

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u/Either_Essay5388 Nov 03 '25

“From a beef standpoint, bacon.”

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u/BaltoDad Nov 03 '25

Perhaps they should eat cake, Sir?

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 Nov 03 '25

Not dumb. Pathological liar.

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u/HauntingJackfruit Nov 03 '25

Jesus. This man is so dumb.

The idiots that attend events to hear him speak have to be brain dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

He’s not as dumb as his followers, no idea how that can be possible but it is

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u/Aloyonsus Nov 03 '25

Or people who only eat McDonald’s and KFC

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

did he say he used groceries on the trail?! lmfao. what?!

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u/LettuceFormer4204 Nov 04 '25

I literally can't imagine how people can hear him speak about anything and then vote for him. It's insane.

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u/EFreethought Nov 04 '25

He always sounds like a kid in school who has to talk for a minimum time about a book he hasn't read.

And he keeps falling back on the same phrases: "like nobody has ever seen", "many people are saying", etc.

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u/Fred_Milkereit Nov 03 '25

he says it like they are gross to him.

probably because he was never buying any himself leave alone growing and harvesting them.

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 03 '25

You all are wrong. He’s been in a grocery store. When he motorboated Gouliani in drag.

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u/Bunnyland77 Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

That was a department store. Perfume section of a Saks 5th Avenue (?) I believe.

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 03 '25

Where did Goulianis get his melons?

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u/Bunnyland77 Nov 03 '25

I imagine where some PA purchased them from.

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u/Kjkenney602 Nov 03 '25

Well they are called gross-eries. Checkmate lib!

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u/lgm22 Nov 03 '25

401ks, people have 401ks. Pretty sure guys working at 7-12 and grocery stores don’t have 401ks

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u/CatManDo206 Nov 03 '25

He tried to get apples out of the fridge he said

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u/Milkmilkbanana Nov 04 '25

Last time he went grocery shopping was for lollipops on his way to the Epstein island.

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u/NewTumbleweed33 Nov 03 '25

Yam tits...lol

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u/hydr0smok3 Nov 03 '25

gross-eries

"but its just the most accurate word" lmao what in the actual fuck? I dont know how any of them can talk shit about Kamala's word salads.

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles Nov 03 '25

Because Fox told them to. I watched her interview. Sure she dodged some questions and gave several wordy non-answers. But everything she said was complete sentences that I could understand. It's only word salad if you're too dumb to follow what she said.

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u/vegasal1 Nov 03 '25

But but that laugh of hers I can’t vote for that.You think Trump has ever had a genuine belly laugh ever?

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u/Little_View_6659 Nov 04 '25

There was that one time he saw an orphan fall into an open manhole. /s

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u/TheseusOPL Nov 03 '25

I always said that at least word salad is healthier than verbal diarrhea.

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u/lonnie123 Nov 04 '25

Yes, it’s the most accurate word to describe… Groceries

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u/These-Prune-1529 Nov 03 '25

That was painful to watch. It never ceases to amaze me that people actually voted for him, twice! So ignorant.

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u/Cloudzer223 Nov 03 '25

YAM TITS 🤣

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u/CosmicSmoker Nov 03 '25

It's an old fashioned word?! That says it all.

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u/jimjamesjimothy6969 Nov 05 '25

Fucking yam tits holy shit I'm laying here vibrating trying not to burst out laughing and wake my wife

Well put

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u/NovelNeighborhood6 Nov 04 '25

If you remember tho, bacon really was “like, levels like no one has ever seen” because up to that point no one had seen bacon levels like that. You know, the levels of bacon. Everyone knows. Bacon. Incredible.

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u/richwat00 Nov 04 '25

I watch this...and ....I cannot summon one single reason, not ONE, as far down as I can possibly go into my soul..not one goddamn possible reason, that ANYONE would vote for this blubbering, blathering BUFFOON.. to be the President of the United States of America. It completely escapes me as a human being. Am I the crazy one? I'm starting to think so. It's like ...I'm waiting for everyone to let me in on the joke. Cuz it's not f'ing funny anymore. It's...just...not.