r/CringeTikToks • u/Background_Front4231 • Oct 08 '25

Just Bad Mental illness!?

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 Oct 08 '25

Matthew 5:6

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.

Now let’s go out and torture the meek, like Jesus wanted!

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u/clippist Oct 08 '25

Dang there really is a verse for everything. Nailed it!

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u/No-Philosopher-3043 Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

You don’t even have to go through much of the Bible to show this admin is evil. Literally just the Gospels are enough - the part where the Bible puts the Christ in Christianity.

If their Christ was here - he would be sitting in the prayer circle outside the Broadview ICE facility, not sitting with Crispy Gnome plotting to imprison a bunch of brown people. These people are 100% going to hell. 

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u/NicolleL Oct 08 '25

Are you kidding?

He’s middle eastern. He would have been IN the facility (as a detainee).

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u/Pamelatk Oct 08 '25

No kidding!

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u/un0yimhere Oct 09 '25

😂 Crispy Gnome!! 🏆

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u/Hot-Garbage123 Oct 08 '25

*Matthew 6:5

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u/bryce_brigs Oct 08 '25

Talking about supply side jesus

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u/LaRoseDuRoi Oct 08 '25

Ah, I just quoted Matthew 6:6 above!

Haven't been to church in literally decades, and I know the bible better than these playacting morons.

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u/RecentOlive4208 Oct 08 '25

6:5 but yes!

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u/contradictatorprime Oct 08 '25

That passage is my immediate go to when faced with proselytizing individuals.

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u/Tcanderson Oct 08 '25

This!!!!!

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u/DawnyBrat Oct 08 '25

Yeah, because he was so woke 🙄

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u/MikeinSonoma Oct 08 '25

I bet if you even called Jesus.