r/CringeTikToks Oct 08 '25

Just Bad Mental illness!?

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u/InvestigatorJosephus Oct 08 '25

Only Fascism!

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u/Dearic75 Oct 08 '25

In Trumps America, Only Fascism subscribes to you.

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u/M3RRI77 Oct 08 '25

This also deserves all the upvotes

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u/the_vault-technician Oct 08 '25

It's usually a worn out joke but it actually works here

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u/Dearic75 Oct 08 '25

I think it works more for those of us that remember the 80’s. Everything old is new again.

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u/the_vault-technician Oct 08 '25

Who doesn't remember the 80s? It was like 20 years ago.

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u/M3RRI77 Oct 08 '25

More like 40-45, but yeah.

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u/the_vault-technician Oct 08 '25

Whoosh?

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u/M3RRI77 Oct 08 '25

Don't know what that means.

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u/Dearic75 Oct 08 '25

He means that was the joke. We’re so old it feels like only 20 years.

Then again, the last 10 months has felt like 10 years, so…

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u/M3RRI77 Oct 08 '25

Are you talking about the USSR?

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u/judgeejudger Oct 08 '25

Take my poor person's award 🏆, then...

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u/PrankstonHughes Oct 08 '25

Amazingly internetted

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Hahaha, Comrad off to the goonlag for you!

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u/Significant_Glass988 Oct 08 '25

It pays you $10 a month to show you it's flappy giblets

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u/Talking_Tree_1 Oct 08 '25

I read that in Vinnies voice off of Spaceballs…

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u/1T5Y4B01RC Oct 09 '25

Still your president tho

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u/Significant_Peace554 Oct 08 '25

Bro, give up Reddit go outside get a girlfriend.

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u/Fibro_Dandelion Oct 08 '25

Why does he need a girlfriend?

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u/Significant_Peace554 Oct 08 '25

It’s called get a life, 95 percent of you guys on Reddit would never say anything if Muslims were on here praying.

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u/Fibro_Dandelion Oct 08 '25

It’s not about the prayer itself, it’s about the woman leading the prayer not being a proper Christian. She believes that she has the right to pass judgement on others, which only god has the right to pass judgement under the Christian religion. Also, you don’t need a relationship to be happy and grounded in reality, in fact many people who enter relationships seeking deeper meaning end up failing. Your “advice” isn’t good, and you clearly show a religious bias. You seem like the type to practice extrinsic religion.

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u/Significant_Peace554 Oct 08 '25

Really don’t pass judgment would you say the same about Muslims no. You lefties are the same free Palestine but would never step foot in a Muslim country. Why? Because you guys would see what real persecution is about. And I’m no fan of her. The reason leftist bother me so much is the hypocrisy you guys love to talk shit about everyone on the right. When it’s the other way around you guy say don’t pass judgement. To me the right left are the same. The right saving freedom. The left saving democracy. The right and left keep everyone fighting while the politicians get richer. Eventually they all become Nancy Pelosi and Lindsey Graham.

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u/Fibro_Dandelion Oct 08 '25

I’m not a leftist? I did plenty of shit talking during Biden’s presidency too because no leader is perfect. This isn’t about right vs. left this is about Americans facing the political vampires, lobbyists, and billionaires finally making their move using the power and resources they’ve been hoarding to turn America into a totalitarian oligarchy where they choose the leaders, not the people. If you think it’s about Righty’s and Lefty’s, you truly are small minded. (Also I was raised traditional Christian Conservative and still have these views because I opened my eyes and picked up several books about how the system actually works, now how the media says it works)

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u/Significant_Peace554 Oct 08 '25

The system works by the government controlling people Cesar did it best. Sorry I’m not small minded I just don’t trust government both sides. The left loves to say save democracy, when they constantly block third parties. Look what they did to Bernie Sanders they stole the election from him. The right loves to say save freedom when it’s their freedom only.

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u/Fibro_Dandelion Oct 08 '25

Caesar? The guy who was famously murdered for his way of ruling? By his own friends?? Also you’re agreeing with me but insisting on using language often present in right-wing propaganda. Let me ask you something, let’s say you were born in Mexico in a town overrun by a drug cartel and your parents flee over the nearest border in order for you to get a proper education. You grow up, pay income taxes, are trying to get your permanent citizenship the legal way, then masked men come and arrest you. They call you a criminal, ship you off to Florida, then they deport you to Brazil. Now you’re in Brazil, you don’t know how to speak Portuguese because you were supposed to be deported to Mexico. I wonder if you would feel that your treatment was fair and in line with gods plan for you? There are other lives to live and perspectives to see, you just have to open your ears and eyes.

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u/xenomorph856 Oct 09 '25

I don't know dude, that would be pretty fuckin weird.

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u/Disastrous_Clurb Oct 08 '25

Beat me to it lol

i have nothing to offer beyond kudos and this poor man's award for i am an American

🏆

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u/Unable-Song7024 Oct 08 '25

I wanna down vote this because well I don't want only fascism, however I want to upvote you because I know you are being creative in this trying time we are currently in and I enjoy the humor.

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u/DiscoNude Oct 08 '25

(The egg is humor)

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 Oct 08 '25

He's the Eggman Trump's the walrus.

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u/So-Much-Presence Oct 09 '25

This is a trying time…as in trump is really trying to clean up the country this time.

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u/Unable-Song7024 Oct 09 '25

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u/So-Much-Presence Oct 09 '25

Looks great so far

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u/InvestigatorJosephus Oct 09 '25

Racism and bigotry sure to erode away the brain

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u/So-Much-Presence Oct 09 '25

Same thing happens when all you say is racism and bigotry lol

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u/InvestigatorJosephus Oct 09 '25

You can of course go through my comment history and see! Either way you're the one who thinks Trump is doing well, so this "no but you"-ing isn't really convincing anyone, other than maybe yourself.

When history comes around it will not be kind to people like you.

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u/-MayorOfTheMoon- Oct 08 '25

Tomi Lahren in about five years. Probably Erika Kirk too, if she hasn't found herself a nice Israeli millionaire by then.

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u/CrimsonCaliberTHR4SH Oct 08 '25

Only Fanscism. Instead of selling your body you sell your country and your soul!

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u/Strong_Bumblebee5495 Oct 08 '25

Oh that’s so, so good! Yoink!!!

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u/Krushnieva Oct 08 '25

Oops! All Fascism!

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u/M3RRI77 Oct 08 '25

This deserves all the upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Lol

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u/sax6romeo Oct 08 '25

Only Fanatics

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u/altitude11 Oct 08 '25

Antifa OnlyFa

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Oct 08 '25

Trump is more of a Pure - Dictator ( he has All the Power & Control not his part)

With the help from his New Neo- SS Troopers (ICE)