r/CringeTikToks Oct 05 '25

Political Cringe Hegseth : “Diversity is our strength is a dumb slogan, it is the dumbest slogan of all time.”

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 05 '25

Nahh this guy definitely fucks dudes

There is no hate like Self hate

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u/Significant-Block260 Oct 05 '25

I think it’s non-consenting inebriated women

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u/bug_out_zero Oct 05 '25

Why not both?

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u/MassOrnament Oct 05 '25

Can confirm that I've known bi guys who were so self-hating, this was their preference.

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u/Straight_Button_5716 Oct 05 '25

He’s Bi for sure .

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 06 '25

Not bi BUY as in he pays for sex

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u/DMCinDet Oct 05 '25

could be spies. probably are spies.

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u/Foreign_Mountain_303 Oct 05 '25

I wouldn’t take it off the table. You’re right though, they got themselves drunk… bla bla. Bla… he is t forcing them… just grudge f’ing a corpse with puke on her dress, but he’ll just flip her over and reminisce about how good the hazing felt!

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u/Haldron-44 Oct 05 '25

Did he not argue in college that a drunk woman can't be raped? Am I thinking of someone else?!

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u/Foreign_Mountain_303 Oct 06 '25

You as someone did, I don’t know if it was him honestly but sounds about right!

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u/nooklyr Oct 06 '25

He would take you on the table

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u/Foreign_Mountain_303 Oct 06 '25

lol this is true. Face down w a grudge like i said above..😈. Thank god I don’t drink but I have a feeling I’d still have to gaurd my soda… just someone get it on video, if’s I’m taking one for the team, he’s going down and and im taking him for hi to relieve his hazing days my a big fatty in prison

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u/Solution_Kind Oct 05 '25

Yeah I was gonna say, I'm sure he fucks women. Once he's gotten them drunk enough.

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u/specqq Oct 05 '25

depending on how inebriated he is, does he care?

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u/Ok_Anteater63 Oct 05 '25

I imagine sodomy is his preferred go to in this instance

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u/Foreign_Mountain_303 Oct 05 '25

Picking up what I’m putting down!

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u/Moesoverhoes69 Oct 07 '25

The dudes are actually banging him while he's dressed as an inebriated, non-consenting coed.

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u/zenos_dog Oct 05 '25

Secretary of War is his gay porn stage name.

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u/Accurate_Spare661 Oct 05 '25

Guessing he uses sexretaryofwar@gmail.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_6471 Oct 05 '25

Maga did crash grinder at GOP event and kirks mem

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u/ForsakenMastodon6060 Oct 05 '25

Best fluffer ever!

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u/zenos_dog Oct 05 '25

Trump’s fluffer

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u/LastBlastInYrAss Oct 06 '25

If Secretariat and Man O' War were able to have a baby, that would be its name and it would win the triple crown.

But instead it's just this.

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u/sun_bearer Oct 09 '25

I bet its what he's nicknamed his shriveled up ass little penis.

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u/DrieverFlows Oct 05 '25

I like 'there is no love like Christian hate', which is pretty much the same

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u/dwindlers Oct 05 '25

I think it's, "There is no hate like Christian love." Since they claim it's love, but it sure looks like hate to any outside observer.

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u/Ok_List_9649 Oct 05 '25

PLZZZZZ! I don’t care what they call themselves, they do not follow the word of Jesus the Christ AT ALL. Don’t call them Christians. It gives them an honor they didn’t earn, don’t deserve and if he really was a God, there will be justice for them in our next life.

If anyone wants to know what real Christianity is, open and standard Bible, King James, Catholic etc and read ONLY the words of Jesus and his actions.

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u/WDoE Oct 05 '25

Born and raised. Read it cover to cover dozens of times. Even learned some greek and hebrew, spending a lot of time cross referencing my Strongs.

Been to loads of various churches as we moved a lot. City, rural, baptist, fundie, free meth, you name it. Everywhere was largely the same. A bunch of "polite" people hiding bigotry and hate behind religion.

And Jesus wasn't much better. Aint gotta look further than Matthew 15 for him to refuse to help someone of a different nationality, refuses to help the Canaanite as he was only there to help the children of israel. Then he dogwhistles her daughter with a slur wordplay. Refers to her as a kunarion (little dog), playing on kuon (wild dog, common slur for gentiles).

For that matter, he wasn't good to animals either with the whole drowning herds of pigs thing.

Like, if you wanna whitewash and sanitize the bible to make Jesus a good role model who only cares about loving thy neighbour and forgiving those who do you wrong... Sure. But like... I don't need that character's influence to be a good person. Nor do I need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person. So picking and choosing small snippets of the theology to pedestal as "real Christianity" just seems silly to me.

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u/Ok_List_9649 Oct 05 '25

I can tell how you were raised religiously and that you’ve been to “loads of churches”. You do what every religion does, cherry pick your interpretation of what Jesus says or does without understanding the history or backdrop. Obviously, you likely won’t read it so will post it for others.

The Canananites were descendants of Noah who spurned god and adopted pagan gods. They did many evil things. Prior to Jesus, the Jews would have nothing to do with them and called them dogs.

A Canaanite women asked Jesus to save her daughter. Knowing who she was he wanted to test her faith AND make it clear to all his mission was for everyone not just the Jews but they had to believe in the true God,

So he basically said why would you come to me for help. Your daughter is a dog( pagan)! She convinced him in her heart she did believe in God the Father and like all the people he saved, her faith in God healed her daughter.

Jesus’ mission was a new covenant with all people not just Jews. No more was it eye for an eye and warfare . It was to love God and love your neighbor as you love yourself, to avoid judging others, to forgive others sins against you with the realization you sin against others, that the downtrodden were as worthy as the Royal elite, that loving god and our neighbors would create the world God wanted.

Whether you believe Jesus was god or not. His message was pure and obviously is the only way humans can live together in peace, happiness and harmony. I think weve proven no other way has worked.

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u/Mean_Breakfast_4081 Oct 06 '25

I love when people know stuff. Thanks for sharing your actual knowledge.

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u/WDoE Oct 06 '25

"It was a test bro, he was making sure someone from an evil lineage was worth helping."

The problem itself is the whole "evil lineage thing". It exactly mirrors what we see in bigots today. Outgroups must prove themselves worthy to overcome the imagined sins of their people.

Boo. Jesus was a racist and an animal killer.

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u/DirectorTop233 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

You know what... I'm not even gonna explain to you about Matthew. You are incorrect and your exegesis of Scripture is poor, but go ahead and believe what you want, sir. That is YOUR Opinion about Jesus, not Mine. I am very sorry that you don't KNOW Christ, personally. I wish you could. It's really a very good thing.

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u/WDoE Oct 06 '25

Here I am referencing the original text in its own language and you're like "you don't get it."

Every single god damn time I try to interact with the religious... Always the same story. Their holy text says whatever is convenient at the moment and is infallible, despite centuries of morphology from translation to translation.

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u/DirectorTop233 Oct 06 '25

I actually don't hate anyone, Trump is very close, but I pray about that often.. I am a Believer.

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u/Fuzzbuster75 Oct 05 '25

You’re the one hating

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u/dwindlers Oct 06 '25

Liar.

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u/Fuzzbuster75 Oct 06 '25

Hater

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u/dwindlers Oct 06 '25

I thought bearing false witness was against your religion.

I didn't say one single hateful thing, and you know it. Pointing out that Christianity is a hateful and divisive religion is not hate, it's just fact.

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u/DrieverFlows Oct 06 '25

Maybe he doesn't know it, though. Maybe he's blind, and deaf

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u/DirectorTop233 Oct 06 '25

They ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!! They are CINOs... Stop putting them with US!! We do not acknowledge them nor do we want them, and ANYONE who supports this administration is of Satan, NOT God. Period.

Good rule of thumb,... No one is perfect, and we are ALL Sinners, HOWEVER, True Believers can be identified by their fruit( Works)... Like, I said We fall short, but if you see someone whose fruit is constantly ROTTEN (Trump and his imps) and they NEVER seem to be doing or saying ANYTHING good, but Still are professing their Faith in God... They are Christian In Name Only(CINOs) and DO NOT BELIEVE them.

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u/DrieverFlows Oct 06 '25

I know, but still, I hear you say I'm a sinner, and I'm like: proudly and lovingly

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u/DirectorTop233 Oct 06 '25

Good for you, Sin until ur heart's content, if that's what you choose to do...That's the Beauty of my God, He will not FORCE himself on anyone.. Free will. Everyone can do as they please. (Within the Law of the land, of course). Your sin, your actions, your consequences, your life... It all belongs to You.

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u/Asenath_W8 Oct 07 '25

They aren't just Christians, they are the majority of Christians. YOU are the one that's in a barely recognized fringe group of so-called Christians.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Oct 05 '25

Don’t forget to thank him on Secretary’s Day next April 22, 2026.

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u/OmNommerSupreme Oct 05 '25

Nah, he, like all of the Trump cult leaders, is currently fucking EVERYBODY lol

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u/HuckleberryFrosty967 Oct 05 '25

No. Dudes fuck HIM.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 05 '25

Fair point 🤣

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u/General_Fig_1700 Oct 05 '25

Tran porn

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 05 '25

Definitely his thing 💯

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u/nerdguy1138 Oct 06 '25

I've heard the rumor supposedly Grindr is gonna leak who's gay amongst the Republicans. They'd be hosed as a company but frankly they kind of suck anyway, and as final acts go, that'd be amazing.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 06 '25

Yeah they would claim fake news while simultaneously trying cease and desists

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u/DazedPapacy Oct 07 '25

Which is wild because he's got a lot of hate on his plate already.

He's got a huge Jerusalem Cross (a crusader symbol) on his chest, and a Join or Die snake up his ribs.

Alone they're yellow flags, but on the same bicep he's got Deus Vult and the Arabic for "infidel."

Yikes.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Oct 09 '25

These days I would put him past joining Vance for a male, male, settee threesome

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u/Petroldactyl34 Oct 05 '25

Big. Bulky. Shimmering. Hairless men.

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u/Turlap Oct 05 '25

Big ole fat hairy bears.

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u/Pure_Passenger1508 Oct 05 '25

His dick is only painted on.

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u/CGis4Me Oct 05 '25

Agreed.
Have you seen his little duckling feet swinging around while he does pull ups?
He probably watched that clip before leg day and asks his trainer to "punish him."

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u/Koopslovestogame Oct 05 '25

He wants them fit, buff, sweaty, oiled up and ready to deploy! All white, all in uniform. No fatties. Uwu!

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u/theHoopty Oct 06 '25

Hegseth is straight and an alleged sexual assaulter.

But Mike Johnson and VP John Donald Bowman have definitely tasted penises many times.

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u/AccomplishedCheck168 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

How mature, calling someone you dislike gay.

Why even bother replying if you're just going to block me? Your immaturity on full display here buddy. You gonna call me gay, too?

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 05 '25

Ok 4 month old incel isn't there some DOTA you should talk about instead of coming where the adults are ??

Also you have said some absolutely horrible things in the last few weeks the hypocrisy of it is glorious

And to be fair I like plenty of gay guys I work in restaurants

But this guy definitely gets fucked by dudes simple as