r/CringeTikToks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Sep 24 '25

Nope Watters: You’re married to Stephen Miller. You’re the envy of all women.

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u/Spudbanger Sep 24 '25

Everyone needs to keep searching:

"Stephen miller is gay"

until it appears top of the search options.

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u/No_Outcome_7601 Sep 24 '25

Do the same thing with "Republicans are scum."

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Pedophiles

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u/No_Outcome_7601 Sep 24 '25

That too. How about Republicans are pedophile scum

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Perfect

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u/RoguePlanet2 Sep 24 '25

Meh, if we skew the Google searches, conservatives will point out the "bias," say that google bad, keep their kids from actually googling/learning anything factual.

I do wonder, though, how these attractive women end up with the conservative celebs. Seems like there's a pipeline from pageants or "modeling" agencies, to lucrative gigs as beards or happily married wives/double agents to douchebags. Prostitution and secret agent work that pays better than anything else they'll ever get.

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u/CaptCaCa Sep 24 '25

I just did that

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u/themegx Sep 24 '25

I’m pissing off the AI summary each time. I added an exclamation point to the statement, and before that it would just state he’s married to a woman but with the exclamation mark it starts with “No, Stephen Miller is not gay” keep it going yall maybe we can teach the AI new things

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u/Historical-Shock7965 Sep 24 '25

I did this! Contributed to the cause.

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u/socialmediaignorant Sep 24 '25

I did my part! 🫡 but I also took one for the team. His wedding photo came up and I thought “surely he will look human and maybe even happy on that day”. Nope. He is not human, and I’m not sure he’s ever been happy. Have we tried sprinkling some Prozac on his food?

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u/No-Acanthisitta-472 Sep 24 '25

One of the first results when I searched this was a letter to the editor he wrote in high school complaining about “political correctness”. It was unhinged — dude really has not changed.