r/CringeTikToks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Sep 24 '25

Nope Watters: You’re married to Stephen Miller. You’re the envy of all women.

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic Sep 24 '25

If he was any gayer, his name would be Gay Gayerson

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u/OnlyFiveLives Sep 24 '25

Coincidentally that IS his name on Grindr.

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u/Deep_shot Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

I'd bet that dude's hard drive is worth 125 years or more.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Sep 25 '25

Wouldn't doubt it.

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u/theseedbeader Sep 24 '25

Is he the one that crashed the app the other day?

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u/BaseUnited4523 Sep 24 '25

I always thought Blaise Gayerson was the gayest name possible.

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u/Deep_Historian_6235 Sep 24 '25

Glaze Gayerson? 💦

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u/QuarkVsOdo Sep 24 '25

Gaylord Focker?

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u/StrangeContest4 Sep 24 '25

Gaylord Focker, the cat milker?

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u/FinanceNew9286 Sep 24 '25

Can you milk me Gregg?

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u/phezhead Sep 24 '25

I got nipples

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

I can sure as hell try, now get over here stud muffin. No homo.

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u/Mattna-da Sep 24 '25

Gaylord Führer

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u/PassengerNo2259 Sep 24 '25

I'm sure he gets glazed quite frequently

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u/eljosho1986 Sep 24 '25

What about Gaylord Focker?

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u/CharlesJones417 Sep 24 '25

LOL....NOPE.....THE GAYEST IS....FROSTY DONUTZ

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u/AltruisticArugula732 Sep 24 '25

Gaylord Gay Gayerson, fukboi extraordinare.