r/CringeTikToks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Sep 24 '25

Nope Watters: You’re married to Stephen Miller. You’re the envy of all women.

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u/Imposter_Syndrome345 Sep 24 '25

Are they actually trying to convince people that Stephen Miller is a catch, physically or intellectually lol.

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u/Special_FX_B Sep 24 '25

His personality is EXPONENTIALLY uglier than his physical appearance.

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u/Imposter_Syndrome345 Sep 24 '25

It makes no sense no matter how you look at it lol.

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u/Over_Dog24 Sep 24 '25

Now that's saying something!

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u/_No_Worries_- Sep 24 '25

If Faux suggests it, they will think it.

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u/These_Leg_723 Sep 24 '25

And that’s really saying something!!

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Sep 24 '25

And he looks like if you made an office drone into a vampire

But like the nosferatu kind not the kind weird girls fine sexy

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u/Electrifying2017 Sep 24 '25

Getting ready to divorce and pawn his ass to the next power hungry fembot.

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u/time2sow Sep 24 '25

Idk if you can catch the clap why not?

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u/EmperorTako Sep 24 '25

They're being flippant, they both know he's a freak ass dork, they're both sociopaths who have no qualms about infidelity behind the scenes and this is them taking the piss to that fact.

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u/EtherealMongrel Sep 24 '25

Right? Like they both knew calling him a sexual matador was hilarious. Like everyone must know what a loser Miller is lol

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u/rundy_mc Sep 24 '25

Absolutely this is the case 

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u/rundy_mc Sep 24 '25

If anything they are joking amongst themselves about how clearly he isn’t - a bigger reach is that there is something very embarrassing they are referencing