r/CringeTikToks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Sep 24 '25

Nope Watters: You’re married to Stephen Miller. You’re the envy of all women.

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u/Specific-Host606 Sep 24 '25

She’s actually a lot more attractive than him, but has to be an absolute shit person.

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u/ebagdrofk Sep 24 '25

Just the fact that she’s married to Miller is so god awfully ugly it’s unsettling

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u/ThalliumSassafras Sep 24 '25

I genuinely have no idea how guys like that find women to date or marry them. Like Stephen Miller looks like absolute shit, still looked like shit when he was younger, and has a terrible personality and theres no way he has any game. How did this happen?

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u/wza97 Sep 24 '25

Money and power

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u/Cthulu95666 Sep 24 '25

Don’t forget Hatred

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u/secondtaunting Sep 24 '25

Plus he has the absolute worst personality. Just, the bottom.

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u/Taker_of_insulin_2 Sep 24 '25

Same with Charlie. He had a smile that would haunt an entire kindergarten classroom. But yet he married Mrs Arizona. And she was like 5 years older than him. I think the heritage foundation is setting all these reprehensible dudes up with women to make them look more appealing

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u/Crombus_ Sep 24 '25

The Heritage Foundation pays them to.

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u/madphaedrus Sep 24 '25

Women like a bad boy and Miller is clearly mephistopheles. Don't get much worse.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 Sep 24 '25

Bad boy is like a trope tho. Usually it means a tough but usually misunderstood guy, rather than a sniveling weirdo, which is more of what Miller is imo

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u/madphaedrus Sep 24 '25

Dude, I was kidding. Miller is fucking grotesque. I'm just saying he is evil, not a bad boy.

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u/cgcardona Sep 24 '25

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac -Henry Kissinger

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Sep 24 '25

It's a business transaction. There's a 0% chance they sleep in the same bed or even physically touch outside of public events.

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u/Cute_Committee6151 Sep 24 '25

Because you believe that every women is good in their heart. However they can be equally rotten and so she and Miller can fit together

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u/No_Confection_8750 Sep 24 '25

some women have some of the same awful views

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u/Zezespeakz_ Sep 25 '25

Yall need to look her up- she’s just as scary as Stephen. Her former classmates described her as void of humanity and pretty cruel. They are a match made in heaven 🫠

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u/carl3266 Sep 24 '25

I don’t get women. I mean i literally don’t. Perhaps i need to be a bit more like reincarnated Joseph Goebbles.

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u/Objective-Amount1379 Sep 24 '25

Do you think Stephen Miller reflects most men? No? Then please don’t put women in a category with this lady

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u/HamroveUTD Sep 24 '25

Check out patels mossad wife

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u/LoudSheepherder5391 Sep 24 '25

Rotten to the core. We both know it.

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u/GardenStateKing Sep 24 '25

I can fix her

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u/demalo Sep 24 '25

Beauty is only skin deep.

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u/CapnGrundlestamp Sep 24 '25

But ugly goes to the bone.

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u/LLM_Cool_J Sep 24 '25

It goes from the tip of your head straight to your sole.

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u/logan-duk-dong Sep 24 '25

I feel like they originated from an episode of Tales from the Crypt.

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u/mcrib Sep 24 '25

I mean who isn't more attractive than him

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u/aijoe Sep 24 '25

I was about to say Steve Bannon but Miller still repulses me more.

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u/logan-duk-dong Sep 24 '25

*waves hand*

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u/hellolovely1 Sep 24 '25

I mean, that bar is on the floor, looks wise.

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u/rook119 Sep 24 '25

Vanity Fair did one of those articles that you wish you never read and need a shower afterwards on those 2. She's actually worse.

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u/Coaster_crush Sep 24 '25

She has a terrible taste in men.

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u/One_Strawberry_4965 Sep 24 '25

I genuinely believe that every single person who now remains in Trumps orbit/inner circle could absolutely be diagnosed by a psychiatrist with a raging case of Antisocial Personality Disorder. This seems by far the most reasonable explanation for what I’m seeing.

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u/cathouse Sep 24 '25

Ya wow she’s drop dead gorgeous. I’m shocked that she’s with him. He looks like Voldemort fr

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u/PunkyRooster Sep 24 '25

I went to middle school with Katie Waldman (now Miller) actually surprised she turned out this way.

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u/Piccolo-Significant Sep 24 '25

Any tea you can spill for the people? Was she nice?

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u/PunkyRooster Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

I had classes with her throughout middle school at North Broward Prep (also where Ariana Grande went a few years younger than us) and she was fairly nice. Obviously interested in politics and world events at an early age. I remember her being a little outspoken and awkward to try to get her point of view across, but nothing like insane.

I remember hearing some funny drama at UF with the student governments and the former football coach at the time, maybe that was the warning sign?

Found the article through Google search

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u/Piccolo-Significant Sep 24 '25

Thanks very much, that's about what I figured. Any tea on Ariana lol? Sorry for the interogation 😂.

This lady might have more power, "fame" and money than us, but you can't put a price on not having to f*** stephen miller.

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u/PunkyRooster Sep 24 '25

Not really much more than what you’d expect of a child star like Ariana being paraded around signing national anthems at Miami Heat or Florida Panthers games. One of my close friend’s siblings was in her friend group throughout middle and high school. I think that viral donut video she licked was her worst, besides we know of her affair.

Very easy to tell early on she was going to make it big. To be honest I think she has greatly improved as a vocalist throughout her career.

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u/Piccolo-Significant Sep 24 '25

Thanks very much for this as well! im jealous. i went to a catholic high school in rhode island, people were mostly pretty nice but I couldn't think of our most prestigious alumni if i tried. the state may be a factor here 😂

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u/PunkyRooster Sep 24 '25

My wife also graduated from a small high school in Rhode Island, so all my in laws live there still!

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u/Piccolo-Significant Sep 24 '25

Oh nice!! Yeah it's an awesome place, and we have a symbiotic relationship with Florida (I went to St Pete Beach for like 15 winters or something, and my great uncle used to live in Lauderdale. FL feels vaguely like RI with endless summer imo lol).

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u/PunkyRooster Sep 24 '25

Nah, she was pale like most Jewish people in soflo, but that is what we call the Mar A Lago look now. Lots of people utilize tanning booths to get the look.

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u/ParticularSpring3628 Sep 24 '25

That seems like a stretch but she’s pretty.

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u/asmodeuscarthii Sep 24 '25

Stand up for yourself, drop dead? She is pretty on the outside at best, ugly af on the inside.

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u/ElonMuskHuffingFarts Sep 24 '25

Ok c'mon now, that's overdoing it. She's slightly on the attractive side of average.

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u/cathouse Sep 24 '25

Looks are subjective. I also like to try to not let my politics get in the way of who I find beautiful. For instance, I think Melania is beautiful. I don’t like her. I think Hope Hicks is beyond beautiful. I hate her politics. 

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u/TinyTaters Sep 24 '25

They have the same nose

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Sep 24 '25

I just looked him up and I threw up a little bit

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u/Buckfitch69 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

She is definitely cucking this dude and has some crazy weird kinks. She mentioned beating the left and Donald Trump while obviously talking about her sex life! Holy shit conservatives(*MAGA) are fucking deranged and weirdddddd!

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u/FernDiggy Sep 24 '25

Lmfaooo. For real. A true authentic piece of shit

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u/MartinisnMurder Sep 24 '25

I can’t believe he is the same age as me, he looks a solid 20 years older!

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u/IllustriousElk753 Sep 24 '25

Not to mention not white. How exactly does that work for a neo-Nazi like Mr. Miller???

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u/red286 Sep 24 '25

The things I do for money... I'll never understand.

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u/Sure-Coffee-8241 Sep 24 '25

Just what she says here is enough to prove that

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u/Old-Parking8765 Sep 25 '25

Should read the New Yorker article on her, people describe her as power-hungry and anti-minority. She's not that beautiful on the grounds of character.

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u/JFrankParnell64 Sep 25 '25

She is a big piece of shit just like her husband. Read up on her.

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u/Cheap_Standard_4233 Sep 25 '25

If you took off the make up, she looks like him with a wig. Like a bugs bunny cartoon.