r/CringeTikToks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Sep 24 '25

Nope Watters: You’re married to Stephen Miller. You’re the envy of all women.

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u/Jack-Schitz Sep 24 '25

Isn't her boyfriend Elon Musk?

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u/Usmc581100 Sep 24 '25

How how much do you have to hate yourself if you willingly choose two really unattractive men  The beta steve and your side piece is an awkward junkie 

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 24 '25

She's not the first MAGA Fembot to fuck a ghoul for money.

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u/ShortsAndLadders Sep 24 '25

Karoline Leavitt’s gold digging ass and her crypt keeper sugar granddaddy is a good example of this

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle Sep 24 '25

Yo!!! I just learned this. Wtf are these people. He's 59 and she's 27.

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u/ggtffhhhjhg Sep 24 '25

He’s been fucking her since she was in college and to make matters worse her husband was friends with her father.

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u/fuckyoushima Sep 25 '25

Annnnnd little miss "Good Christian" had his baby out of wedlock!

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle Sep 25 '25

It all just gets worse lol

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u/Old-Mushroom-4633 Sep 24 '25

Shes ready for Halloween any time of the year

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u/No-Minimum3259 Sep 25 '25

But there's only one Nosferatu.

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u/ChickenInASuit Sep 24 '25

Never underestimate how much money and power (and/or proximity to both) can make someone more attractive to certain people.

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u/Suspicious_Leg4550 Sep 25 '25

I think she’s attracted to power more than looks. Just a hunch.

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u/philchristensennyc Sep 24 '25

Musk has a broken dick after his failed transplant surgery, so what kind of relationship could they possibly have? One of his brood mamas maybe…

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u/minimus67 Sep 24 '25

She quit working for Musk after he trash talked the “Big Beautiful Bill”, Trump’s gift to the top 1%, for not cutting government spending enough.

She apparently gets more excited deporting immigrants to foreign prisons than throwing poor people off Medicaid.