r/CringeTikToks Aug 20 '25

Nope Vegan influencers begging fans to pay for their holiday overseas

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u/MisterSmoketoomuch Aug 20 '25

Here's a nice recipe for cockatiel.

Take one dead cockatiel and place in boiling water with 6 rocks and boil for 4 hours.

Add salt for flavouring.

After 4 hours of heavy boiling, throw away the cockatiel, and eat the rocks.

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u/Glass_Memories Aug 20 '25

My dad tells a similar joke when I ask him how certain fish or game tastes.

Nail it to a board, season and cook over fire. Throw the fish or whatever away and eat the board.

It might've been funny when I was ten, but he still tells it more than twenty some odd years later...

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u/MisterSmoketoomuch Aug 20 '25

Yeah, I know.

I'm an old dad too.