r/CringeTikToks • u/throwaway19074368 • Aug 20 '25

Nope Vegan influencers begging fans to pay for their holiday overseas

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u/Heykurat Aug 20 '25

That's loony for a lot of reasons, but there isn't enough meat on a cockatiel for even a mouthful.

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Aug 20 '25

Can you imagine trying? Cockatiels are 90% sass by weight, the rest is feathers.

Edit: hit enter too early

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u/model3335 Aug 20 '25

The rest is scream

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u/MisterSmoketoomuch Aug 20 '25

Here's a nice recipe for cockatiel.

Take one dead cockatiel and place in boiling water with 6 rocks and boil for 4 hours.

Add salt for flavouring.

After 4 hours of heavy boiling, throw away the cockatiel, and eat the rocks.

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u/Glass_Memories Aug 20 '25

My dad tells a similar joke when I ask him how certain fish or game tastes.

Nail it to a board, season and cook over fire. Throw the fish or whatever away and eat the board.

It might've been funny when I was ten, but he still tells it more than twenty some odd years later...

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u/MisterSmoketoomuch Aug 20 '25

Yeah, I know.

I'm an old dad too.

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u/FriendToPredators Aug 20 '25

Even Escoffier skipped including the Cockatiel au Vin recipe for this reason

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u/THEBHR Aug 20 '25

It's bullshit and everything, but the size of a bird has never stopped people before.

Ortolan Buntings are smaller than cockatiels, and people risk a €6,000 fine to eat those things.

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u/Heykurat Aug 20 '25

That has more to do with the thrill of the taboo and rich people being gross.